Ritchie

He'll be managing in the Saudi league this time next year.

He should be regarded as an impact sub now and nothing more.

Has Lampard picked up any points since returning?

Do we not practise shooting or something?

WTF!

Kenny Omega has apparently shown up.

Trippier would score this.

Pope would've saved that.

We've got a goalkeeper that can save penalties? Wtf?

Think I might have cramp just watching this.

Wow he didn't get sent off.

Wish we'd stop sending all our set pieces to Burn all the time. Change it up a bit.

This has deadline day signing written all over it.

Didn’t realise he was missing a finger.

Murphy is an idiot for missing that. He didn't even look up once.

He’s played two games.

Dele Alli has been shite for three years now.

Be interesting to see how he does there.

I know absolutely nothing about him and I love him already.

That is the most out of touch transfer negotiation I've ever seen. No wonder we told them to fuck off.

Fucking hell he's six foot seven.

What about Arnaut Danjuma from Villarreal? He was signed from Bournemouth.

Rather have Eddie Howe than Lampard, Gerrard or John fucking Terry.

We’re guaranteed at least a europa cup final with Emery in charge.

The defending keeps getting brought up as an issue, we've got no defence anyway so why does it matter?