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Don't worry, though. Not that sort of player.

"Dan Burn merrily Dan Burned all over the place".

God I've only just seen the offside lines. What utter bollocks.

The armband thing was a lovely moment but it feels like such a weird thing to be thinking about at that very moment. like 'hey before I forget and take it home with me!'.

Imagine how much better he'd have been last night if he wasn't already mentally checked out. What a lad.

Has the footballing world now gotten over spaffing themselves silly at the idea of some nonce getting paid to pop out the dugout every corner and tell the players to get it in the mixer btw?

He did it for so long, too.

I don't think there was a single set piece I was genuinely worried about. Maybe that's Dubs. Maybe it's their set piece nonce getting found out for the fraud he is. Maybe a mix. But it's another clean sheet. Good man.

Wait a minute. Was he mic'd up? There was another match recently where they talked this idea up and then I discovered it was just to tell everyone the decision. No one gives a fuck about that part. It's the VAR room discussion beforehand that people are interested in.

Weird performance. He didn't stand for their shite in the most dangerous positions thankfully, but it felt like as soon as it was in the middle of the pitch or Arsenal's half it was a given that he'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

When was the last time the Alan Smith smilie got used on this forum BTW?

It's an absolute disgrace he doesn't have a goal to show for this game. He is monstrous. His movement at times is something else.

I now know my Cup Final calling. Don't worry, you'll be there in spirit.

Tbf their fan channels aren't exactly where you'd go for balanced coverage. I don't even want to watch to laugh at them. It's a wholly unentertaining enterprise imo.

This is fucking insane. 'my last employer happily let me take time off for the cup final so I better not ask my new, unrelated employer for the same'. Buck up, Michael.

You spoken to your new boss yet?

Bring your mum, bring your mum, bring your mum out for the lads.

Yeah most of us. Fuck you @Anderson

Kudos BTW to some arsenal fans getting some light-hearted stick as I passed through Bigg Market who got out of it by chanting 'it was the ball'. Respect for taking it in good humour.

Maybe bias as everything's better in Gallowgate but the atmosphere was great imo.

With the expectation that there's no way I get a ticket to Wembley, can I pencil myself in for this please? No elderly parent's birthday to work around this time means I'm fucking off up north for the best atmosphere possible.

Love a bit of Reverend Stevie Watson in the Stack.

@The College Dropout positively frothing.

I ordinarily trust Eddie's line ups implicitly but Trips up against Martinelli has immediately terrified me.