wormy

I'm not normally a fan of those fake articles but that one amused me.

If Perch really was Calderwood.. Maybe we can flog him to Hibs in January?

Pires now and Tuncay in January would give us some pretty good options.

I'm starting to think whether he's one of those players that just isn't worth the trouble. He showed promising signs last season, hasn't back that up this season, seems to think he's already made it though. And these off-field antics just seem to be a bit too regular.

I do actually wonder where he'd go in England if he was to leave Man U, it's strange thinking of him anywhere else. Prodigal son returns?

It really does worry me. Does any other Premier League club have such a pathetically small backroom team? And inexperienced, Beardsley's not coached for a majorly long time, and same with Stone.

I have a shitty old phone and T Mobile and I have no problems in the ground with calls or texts either! All orange users can access T-Mobile now as well. I had a letter through about that, still not done anything about it.

It's not that I see anything in him particularly, more who else is there right now? Guthrie maybe, but there's not much between the two of them and people will be sorely disappointed if they think he's the answer to our problems and will oust Barton from the first team.

Wenger said he's still good enough and a PL club should take a chance on him. Said the same about Sol. Hinted that he would sign him but there's too much competition in his place. I think it's worth a shot. Surely wouldn't ask for too much and would be grateful for a chance to prove himself in the Premiership one more time.

And Chelsea. I think soon they're just going to be in the same bracket as Arsenal, and that's only if Fergie's successor doesn't make a balls up of the job.

The mackems get taken in by their own fucking rumours more than us.

They'll have Jim White out in a minute. The only time I'd be happy to see Jim White! Please! Stood outside Nolan's house all afternoon.

SSN calling the Nolan bit a 'remarkable twist'. Love it!

Well Madrid have just came out to deny that they want to sign him. I'm probably a bit behind, just noticed a 5 page thread dedicated to the subject.

You know that now we expect the team to do better away from home, they're going to shock us and be absolute dogshit, right?

That's the shittest WUM I've ever seen on this board. If he'd listed Habib Beye it would be even worse/better. Would've just made it cringeworthy Speaking of Habib though, is he finally getting a shot at Villa under Houllier? Noticed he played against Chelsea on Saturday.

Papers today are saying Man U, not just Rooney, are stalling on this new contract, they're not too worried about tying him down. And Mourinho wants to take him to Madrid.

That's the shittest WUM I've ever seen on this board.

As much as I hope Blackpool are sucked into the battle soon, I still can't help but feel hatred for City right now. Fast becoming the jammy twats of the league.

Cunts.

You see that linesman with the offside there? He looked like making that decision gave him sexual pleasure or something.

This Williamson thing is beyond me, what's he done wrong this season? It just sounds like everyone's trying to convince themselves and everyone around them that he's a liability just so we can fit Campbell somewhere into the team.

"I put this team in my accumulator and now I need them to win for me to win, don't ask me why." Quiet, man! Was hoping no one noticed that stupid phrase. I meant don't ask me why I backed them to win, I normally steer clear of them out of pettiness.

Jesus. The witchhunt has begun.

Soo.. Still Liverpool's worst start for nearly 60 years.. When they got relegated. I love whenever that stat is mentioned