danswan

Average-sized Al

Better than Ameobi. Wouldn't have got so far in Europe without him but, in the grand scheme of things, not good enough. Nice words though, think he will always get a good reception here.

So every single player we are linked to abroad just wants a better contract? Except the shit ones, yes.

If Gazza had not knacked himself there might have been some competition. Pedro all the way.

What's a sideline?

Keegan will sign unknown players as well as superstars you know. Some may not work out (Mathie), other could turn out to be inspired buys (Cole). Lets wait and see.

Congratulations. Thanks, but it's not that great and I'll ask Chris Mort very soon if he has a job for me at the club. I can be a scout and go to Rotterdam to watch Kuyt. You'd be better off getting yourself along to Amsterdam to watch cunt, tbh. Who the hell is cunt?? Mike Cunt. If you say it out loud, it sounds like a rude word!

I had never heard of Ginola before he arrived here. This is the sort of buy I'm hoping for. Surely not too much to ask for??

I rang them up when they dropped Sky One and Sky Sports News and said they were my two favorite channels (lies). Got my 2Mb Connection upped to 20Mb permanently and 6 months of sky sports free.

Superstars? I think I was too young to see that one but I do remember Brian Jacks inventing a new way to do squat thrusts, using grease. Brian Jacks was the Superstars Champion.

But what a thing eh?

cool

yay

Admirable tactics, sounds like a genius but jesus; can you imagine our bunch of retards trying to get their heads round that? Simple game complicated by fools tbh, mostly wearing black and white.

Souness didn't turn out too well. How about someone who would allow the players a bit of slack, encourage rather than rule with the iron rod. Engender an atmosphere which allowed the players to live and breathe the game so they could express themselves and their sheer love of football on a Saturday afternoon. A 'total football' man.

We need a hard disciplinarian. Someone to weed out the bad eggs.

The ability to win ugly?

Thing is, there's no template for success for a manager. For me what has been missing from a lot of our recent incumbents, certainly the last 3 is adaptability and humility - the ability to see when something blatantly isn't working, swallowing pride and trying a different approach. Having said that, usually the best managers have a single mindedness and 100% belief in their approach so that they won't change no matter what. In summary, haven't a clue. (penis size?)

Penis size.

Why does he want to go to French school? Surely he already knows French?? There's plenty of good English schools up here, that's what he needs.

What £100M? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=48562.0 The 100m would be for the new manger clearly. It's clear they haven't thought this through....Just an idea it might be better to do it properly like a proper club in the summer. I'm asking for water to be turned to wine. Just a thought. So is that some sort of cryptic Parky speak to indicate that you're expecting the Second Coming? Return of the Messiah - Keegan? Shearer? Or perhaps the Big J C himself? About the only one big enough to lead us to victory... I don't really rate John Collins tbh.

lol

the best in my opinion agreed To me, Hiddink is hands down the best manager in the world. My nationality biases me a bit, but still, I would trust him unconditionally any day. If at all possible should snap him up right now when he's not in club management, although the Russians probably wouldn't take kindly to anyone poaching him before Euros. The man likes to things over all else: money and a challenge. We can give him both. Mort would be crazy to not have at leats pitched the job to him. EDIT: only on 2.4 USD a year apparently! We can double that. Hell, we can quad that. Nine dollars and sixty cents? Bit steep like.

Except for a 4 week period every two years.