danswan

50p and a scone. Cheese or Fruit?

January would be an even shitter month with no footy.

So now without the pace...... He can still finish like.

How does eating a baby prove you are rock?

Yes.

It's the capital 'M'. ffs

Fanny batter

I think perhaps you've overdosed. http://collateraldamage.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/04_happy-pills.jpg High on life Big Dave.

And this would be based on what exactly? How could he do worse? Play Shay Given up front?, because that might just be Allardyces next brain wave Seriously to do better then Allardyce all that is required is to not think your a tactical genius and instead just use a basic formation with everyone in there best position and say "go and play". He should have picked up a thing or two about long range shooting. Aye but he would get fined for trying.

Martins Hat-trick. 3-0.

Just need to get Martins running in the right direction. OBA HAT TRICK 3-0 oops wrong thread. :-[

Where has this stupid Martin Jol thing come from?

How would you feel if we moved from SJP and built the new ground six miles away? If it was six miles closer to me, delighted!

Amen brother, AMEN! Maybe not though

Racist!

Maybe we will say the same about Sam this time next year?

Is more reasonable than most rumours, at least there's a source. Why not do an Identikit of him >>>here<<<

Or Hugo?

Couldn't 'hindsight' be literally interpreted as the ability to see (and speak ) out of ones arse?

They are born cleanly shaven with a nice short back and sides.

The Man From Atlantis. He said boy. That man/fish was a man.

Professor Plum. In the Pantry. With the Revolver.

The last supper?

Paris Hilton.

Maybe Allardyce can fill Barton in when he gets out. Barton is a fully trained athlete and a mentalist, therefore he would win