Andy

My dynamic codename of B(lue)T(eam)K(eeper) must have baffled you Whoever approved it probably hoped it was a dyslexic ITK signing up.

Meh, it's a hassle approving accounts. It takes at least three clicks.

Dozens of accounts, but had to re-register to make that post

Nah.

We've tried all that before, with different forums, hundreds of thousands of threads and whatnot. It just clutters things to fuck. The forum is fine how it is at the minute in that regard, in my opinion.

Stop it.

We'll not get relegated this season, but we're certainly headed in that direction in the medium-term at the moment. We're in decline; a good manager replaced by a poor manager; good players almost certainly set to be replaced by those of a lesser calibre; dwindling support; diminishing leadership from the top... There's no light at the end of the tunnel, just even darker levels of darkness. I'm generally as optimistic as they come as well. But frankly unless there's big changes we're in deep shit over the next few seasons.

Except king kev is a goalie so lanky that he is prone to get nutmegged by waist high shots. Err no. You're getting King Kev and Nufc_Kev mixed up. Nah, team blue are playing with two goalkeepers to compensate for having Dave and Rich on their team.

Team Blue: Dave Rich Wullie I can see a few Team Red forum accounts suddenly disappearing if and when they win...

Been fine for me.

This. That.

And yet based on his reaction to the above, he clearly doesn't like posts that fall into the same categories. Funny that.

Why don't you tell us why you think Given - and Owen probably - will leave the club then Andy ? Because we are shit and they are intelligent.

Can we fuck off with the boring board bollocks? Take it to PM, or to your shitty little thread, or preferably, take it as far away from my eyes as you can physically fucking get it. It's boring, shit, dull... Basically: not very interesting. It is like reading the stock market. Every minute of the day. And then reading it again just for kicks. It is shit. It is repetetive. It is fucking eye-bleedingly irritating and mind-numbingly, head-fuckingly frustrating. Literally nobody else on the forum cares. Nobody else in the world for that matter. Seriously. Just fuck off with it. Thanks.

Shay doesn't particularly like agents. He's always had his own lawyer who acts on (his) orders. Post courtesy of James.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,58932.msg1628219.html#new

Can't exactly blame him. He was brilliant against Liverpool, as he has been so many times in the past, yet all history will remember is that he conceded five goals. Not for the first time either -- I can't imagine that anything could be more infuriating for a goalkeeper. If I was shay I'd want to sign for a club whose results were going to reflect my talents. He's been too loyal for his own good over the past few years.

They have a huge reader-base, and as a result they are speaking on behalf of NUFC fans, whether you (or they) like it or not. Their articles have a direct influence on many; especially the stereotypical breed of mongs that you see protesting outside of st james's park on SSN who probably take every single word they write as gospel. As such, their opinions hold far more weight than something posted on here, for instance, and they should be more careful about what they print. They certainly should more be impartial; in my opinion anyway. I've communicated with Niall and Biffa in the past and my immediate impression was that they were both sound blokes with sound intentions; I've heard the same thing from people who've met them. However, articles like this just seem tactless and unnecessary attempts at controversy, and would be better served as a messageboard post viewed by hundreds than an article viewed by hundreds of thousands.

Nah, this joke will never be fun. Let's not kid ourselves.

Complete and utter cunt. And yes, I could be talking about either Gerrard or YOU, Nixon. It's deliberately ambiguous that way

Nah. Not even for a ridiculous fee. The negative image that would result from selling one of our only "world class" players would far outweigh the amount of good that would ulyimately come from the money. If I had faith in our ability to spend the money well and a bid of say £13 million came in, then obviously I'd reconsider that perspective, but the reality is that I don't, and therefore I won't. Every time we step into the transfer market we seem to be rolling hard six after hard six, and the odds of the money being well-spent would be far too extortionate for the risk to be worthwhile.

Sooner or later.

Me. Taking the piss out of dave. Do you want a fight about it?

Thread title is bollocks. It should say "football club". Woah, let's not go using advanced english mate.