Dr. TC

Every defender behind every attacker at that free kick.

I can't believe that there's anybody who thinks that it isn't going to be 9-0-1

Least surprising statistic I've seen in some time: http://www.insideworldfootball.com/2017/11/15/sick-notes-man-utd-spent-52m-lost-work-days-newcastle-lost-5172-days-total/

Gayle looked lively and dangerous first half. Faded badly second, but was trying to get his head on the ridiculous lofted long balls he was supplied with. Choked on Shelvey's World class ball.

I was watching him in the dugout when he had been warming up for ten minutes and then Murphy stood up to come on. He looked proper pissed off, and collapsed petulantly in his chair. I understand his frustration, as the game was crying out for him, and especially because Murphy was absolute dogshit.

Shelvey has been awesome today. Pulling all the strings. Shame half of the puppets are broken.

The first thing that's made me really believe this might happen is the headlines today that Ashley "wants to remain in football" after the sale. That just doesn't seem the kind of statement you make if you're not really intending to sell.

Bizarre opinion. Elliot has been ok and definitely shouldn't be first out the door. We definitely need a better keeper, but I would have no problem with Elliot as reserve keeper.

thanks

Finally

Almost like they're watching this game. My daughter has fallen asleep next to me.

What is the point of Diame?

Joselu has offered absolutely nothing so far. Hope we see Mitro second half but not optimistic.

Mbemba class

Disagree about Perez. Think he's looked sharp.

Hayden needs to come off. Not his best day. As long as we don't see effing Diame

Phew

FFS

"They've got Dunk but they need slam dunk." "It's either going to be a slam dunk or a knockout" That's the kind of gold commentators are paid for.

Mbemba really doesn't play like an out-of-position centre half.

Merino soo good

No way that was a foul

Lascelles looking assured

Joselol

Phew