Dr. TC

Joselu has offered absolutely nothing so far. Hope we see Mitro second half but not optimistic.

Mbemba class

Disagree about Perez. Think he's looked sharp.

Hayden needs to come off. Not his best day. As long as we don't see effing Diame

Phew

FFS

"They've got Dunk but they need slam dunk." "It's either going to be a slam dunk or a knockout" That's the kind of gold commentators are paid for.

Mbemba really doesn't play like an out-of-position centre half.

Merino soo good

No way that was a foul

Lascelles looking assured

Joselol

Phew

Lightweight Yes.

Diame? But why?

Commentators claiming it was an OG. That would be pretty harsh!

Time to switch Joselu for Gayle now.

Seriously? WTF?

Good finish. Shame about the flag - almost played on.

BBC say stoke touched the ball in our box once in the whole first half.

Roflu

Love the pressing

Joselu ffs

Currently hard. Hold up, I'm still busy with Triggs over here

Yedlin is proper rapid