ElDiablo

Pile of shit.

If that didn't have a sponsor I'd get it, pretty nice if a bit chavvy.

Tacky as fuck that pompey one, horrible.

This thread is much better than I had expected. Was watching selecta the other night. A-check-checka-tooone, that's how it's really done.

Christ that copper looks a bit fierce.

Good idea James.

I heard he's coming in with Dowie in a joint situation.

I've always have and always will hate Barmby, rat faced little shithouse. Hope Bristol come up, Hull are fucking shit.

Richard Lee, what a twat.

RIP.

Liverpool at home, totally and utterly shit. Could have lost by about 8 that day.

For me it's between SWP and Lennon too, I have doubts over both their final deliveries and they're both the sort who blow hot and cold. I'd probably go for SWP though as he's much more of a goal threat. Think Lennon has more potential though. (Bentley would be perfect obv)

Fucking hell, they linger around us like a bad smell.

The 4-1 battering of tottenham stands out. Also some lad getting lifted about 12 foot in the air and nicking a scarf from an Arsenal fan in the tier above at the emirates. Not that many to choose from, clearly.

Bent is better in the air than Crouch, he's got a good leap on him and he can actually direct where his headers go unlike Crouch. He wins a lot of flick ons as well. He's obviously very mobile and has proved he can score goals in the premiership, whether upfront alone or in a pair. Why is Crouch joint second? Fucking hell. Out of them I'd go: Bent Gomis Ashton Crouch Johnson

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June blaates.

I'd have Larson.

Fulham.

Cool.

Yeah, wanker. He looks about 70 hopefully this is his last season in the game.

I'll be gutted if Terry's out for the final, don't exactly like him, but that would be soul destroying for him.