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Will never forget the first (and only) time I met you when sat in the Leazes corner and we were losing to Blackburn at half time. You popped off to "have a word" with Freddie Shepherd...

Read the twitter feed on Chris Hoy just now - fucking hilarious how thick Chelsea fans are having a go at him for the red cards Chelsea got today... It's Chris Foy - you fucking cockney nuggets.

That sounds like it'll be Mick.

Manchester's area phone code is 0161.......... :laugh:

Who can blame them? Must suck to have that clueless doughnut Kean as manager.

I'd have thought variations on the theme of "Fireworks", "Rockets", "Bang" etc will be getting regurgitated by the hacks right now.

Brace in a derby. Liability. Yeah, because that's what I said. True. Don't think a player should be called a liability for celebrating. The rule is an absolute farce anyway. OK, I admit that the word "liability" was perhaps a bit strong, but from a man management point of view - at that particular point in the match - bearing in mind it was still 11 against 11 and at Old Trafford, I thought it could have come back to bite Cieh on the arse. Mind you, what the fuck do I know? That has to rank as one of the best second halves of football I have ever witnessed.

My wife walked in just as the sixth went in and said "Bloody hell! Mancini will be cumming in his pants!" This pic would seem to provide evidence.

Brace in a derby. Liability. Yeah, because that's what I said.

To be fair, that's what you read into it. I never said that in actual fact. It's a sublime goal, and I love his swagger and self-assuredness, I just think the yellow card is something he would have known was inevitable and that he should be looking to avoid it. As Dave has said in another thread, the goal celebrations rule is daft and needs abolishing, but whilst it exists you'd want your players to be wary of falling into that trap.

Way to miss the point.

What a fucking liability. Scores a goal then, through his own egotistical impetuousness, gets booked. I'm sure Mancini will be delighted about that.

Class quote that.

Gotta love the fact that he gets away with this sort of shit because he's a multi-million pound footballer, whilst your average charva engaging in such antics would be up before the magistrates for arson, wasting police time, breach of the peace, whatever they could make stick...

Sky Sports BREAKING NEWS: Roberto Mancini has made a dramatic U-turn and welcomed Carlos Tevez back to the Man City first team squad. He said "Halloween wouldn't be the same without him."

Which cock has broken the signals at Newcastle Central? I'm stuck on the fucking train just five minutes outside Newcastle Central for ages now.

Quoi?

No need to thank me for FYP

Was listening to Mark Knopfler's "Why Aye Man" earlier...kept wanting to sing "Cabaye man" instead...

Cheers mate. I guess it may well change, but for now I'll plan on the basis it's staying unchanged.

Truly daft question here but hope someone can help: Do we know for sure yet if the Toon vs Chelsea match currently scheduled for 3pm on 3rd December is likely to be moved at all?

You know it.

Clearly so. Nailed on Ashley thinking Dutch international + excellent form = January sales big time kerching! So that'll be the real reason why we signed Rob Elliott...

This, basically. Will wait to see the highlights on Sky later on before passing judgement but it does sound like the Lovenkrands curse nearly did for us...

Prize twat. Someone should pop a cap in his ass.