Minhosa

11.

Very watchable.

He's barely even Scottish His dad is Scottish. any local lad on here that has a child born anywhere else would still be claiming it as a Geordie. This is true - my kids both born outside of Newcastle and I'm always telling them that they bleed black and white.

If they're going up it's only via the playoffs imho.

Villa have been as jammy as fuck today.

How is that not a foul on Helder Costa?

Wolves playing some lovely stuff. Down the right in particular.

They probably will on Tuesday .

Aguero benched. FML.

Not massively impressed with that line up tbh but then every time I've said that this season we've gone on to win. I'd have liked to have seen Yedlin, Hayden and Mitro all start tbqh.

He's put some timber on, has old Maroune...........

Amen to that.

Talk that Rooney has been dropped for the next game with Cahill or Henderson wearing the armband.

I think he's nailed on tbh. Clean cut, no skeletons, boring as fuck. He ticks every one of their boxes now. They can't afford to take a risk for fear of people screaming reform if the new guy turns out to be a bit dodge.

That was fucking rubbish. Holding onto the ball in the last five minutes like it was a fucking WC Final . No doubt some mugs like Ian Wright will be calling for Donkey Features to retain the job long term on the back of beating a bunch of paperboys and barmen. Fucking bag of shite.

What a brilliant article that is .

I'd take him back in an instant which is mad when I was completely against him signing back in January. I understand his argument for wanting to leave but not to a Pardew side FFS. If he'd only stayed and ripped this league up I'm fairly sure he'd be in the same sort of position he is in now with England and given how settled he seemed it would have been a better shout to have stayed around I think.

Help me out here: Who to Captain? I've got a choice between Ibra, Coutinho, Lukaku or Aguero. Thoughts?

Have Gary Neville stood up in the technical area, leading the press conference on behalf of the FA.

Mr Charisma. Great. Fat Sam might win the award for shortest ever permanent England Manager but this Donkey-looking motherfucker wins the award for most boring. Christ, imagine him trying to motivate a performance out of you?

I love that he's blown it so incredibly. Some achievement that.

Delighted with this. Fucking cretin that he is.

Hope it's nothing trivial.

His withdrawal from the game cost us the three points. He was the main outlet and his pace scared villa to death. Big miss after he went off.

Oooops.