Minhosa

The stars are aligning for us to go. Mackems new manager bounce, Krul getting injured etc. We're gone.

Good work figures. Always good to see winners on this thread.

I'm sure he'd keep them up. Get them organised etc. He'll love Clattermole that's for sure.

Ah shit. He's a huge loss if he's injured.

And if they do, then we'll be relegated. We probably will be anyway.

Agree.

Nowt against ambition and I don't blame anyone for wanting to leave this piece of shit club. He's contributing to the state of it with this sort of unprofessional nonsense, though. He isn't even playing for a move, like Cabaye was. Cabaye is many times the player that this guy will ever be btw.

Those with delusions of grandeur are.

I want to fuck Penelope Cruz. The Mrs is trying her best to keep me.

No. This is the point. To drag our feckless arseholes out of their current malaise we need someone with a big character. A big personality. A front for the club.

Yep

He looks out of shape to me (Rooney, that is).

Last two goals both Terry's fault

Judge me after eight games, judge me after 10 games, judge me after Xmas. Judge me when I've had a full season in the championship.

Mike Ashley, May 2015, before the West Ham game: 'Today we don't need to be unlucky. From this day forward though, we'll definitely be making our own luck'. Yeah, how's that working out for you Mike? We're already looking at shite teams in the league hoping they don't pick up points. We're 8 fucking games in.

Yep - especially with all of the newly promoted sides picking up points. We're gone here like.

Not a hope of Schteve jacking it in and not a chance of us binning him. I think they'll stick with him even if he takes us down.

We're going to need to bring in a big personality to drag this lot of the abyss.

Lose the derby and he'll have very few friends left.

We dead yet?

Sorry this is late: Aston Villa 1-2 Stoke Bournemouth 0-2 Watford Man City 2-0 Newcastle Norwich 2-1 Leicester Sunderland 1-2 West Ham Chelsea 2-1 Southampton Everton 1-0 Liverpool Arsenal 1-2 Man Utd Swansea 1-2 Spurs

Well done mate.

Great name. He's gonna be immense.

Totally agree with this. If we were winning games, everyone (the press included) would be all over it. Very unfair to use this as an excuse to have a dig at him. Bit disappointed in Shearers criticism of the guy tbh. It's been quite stinging and not massively constructive. If you want to dig him out at least do it with some thought. Edit - though, if I'm honest, I'd expected to see him have a bit more of a turn of pace and/or bag of tricks. He's not shown much as yet.