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I didn't say we were or even that we could but, if Ashley wants to appear genuine in his 'new NUFC', then it would take that level of appointment to really get any traction. Steve McClaren or Bulldog face are backward steps in almost every way. Hardly the appointments to galvanise a new NUFC.

If there was any way for Ashley to even try to appear genuine in his statement last weekend, he would have to back it up with this decision. All that stuff about 'football board' and 'Charnley' etc is very obviously bollocks. Who does that board report to? Him. Is he going to accept not having a say in the appointment? Not a fucking hope. The very best thing he could do now would be to make very clear his expectations on the new manager. - Credibility - Good Brand of Football - Capable of uniting a fragmented squad - History of turnarounds and of delivering trophies To me that points to someone of bigger gravitas than even a Garde and certainly way better than a Charver or Boring Steve. For anyone to really buy into his SSSB (Sky Sports Scripted Bollocks) he needs to back it up with a big name. It may be impossible, it may sound mackem-esque but fuck it, we should at the very least enquire about a super manager. They've pretty much all worked at worse clubs than ours at some stage. Why not ask the question of Klopp?

It left a bad taste that all we were shit at was corruption. It was widely acknowledged that our bid was one of the best they'd seen. Exactly - I think they all felt like they were in with a very good shout and had obviously invested many millions into it. Just not in the right pockets. I have a feeling that the sense of injustice (and cost) just didn't get brushed under the carpet as it had appeared. For every action..........

Don't think that the English FA aren't behind this in some way either btw. I think that bid team with Beckham, the Princes et al was fucking furious after the outcome and from that point on I imagine they plotted their revenge. I'd say it's nailed on that British Intelligence has played a role in this somewhere.

The sheer state of that bloke man. Fucking hell. He looks just like he writes.

Absolutely this. It's his.

This. That enthusiasm man. I love the bloke. Total integrity when every other cunt has sold their soul.

Yep. Every day.

Look at our last starting eleven and then ask yourself why we've plummeted down the table........... 01 Krul (clearly has the hump and wants out) 22 Janmaat (knows he's too good for the dross he's surrounded by, wants out) 02 Coloccini (tried to get out. Still wants out. Played like he's not wanted to be here for the last two years) 36 Dummett (Will stay) 18 Gutiérrez (Leaving and treat like absolute shite when dealing with his health issues) 04 Taylor (Aarons - 64' ) (Taylor is crap, Aarons not fit and probably won't stay) 14 Colback (Whatever, ginger cunt) 17 Pérez (Would easily get a move to a far better club and he probably knows it) 07 Sissoko (Head is not right in terms of attitude nor footballing intelligence) 20 Cabella (Ameobi - 73' ) (Flop and knows there's very little believe in him) (Ameobi - leaving) 29 Riviere (Cissé - 63' ) (Flop) (Cisse has clearly wanted out for a couple of years too) When you look at that it's a total and utter whitewash of both Ashleys model and modus operandi. We cannot complete when they treat athletes like they're factory workers. This is very clearly not a traditional employer/employee scenario and we're paying the price for Ashley's general cuntishness in dealing with people. None of them give a shite because none of them will fucking be here to face the consequences of the relegation. And those that will stay............the Ginger Cabaye and Dummett are total fucking passengers anyway. A shocking indictment of our club and a great indication of life under Ashley. You reap what you sow, fatboy.

Such a fucking plum. Wrestling man. FFS.

Exactly my thoughts.

It's every season Kanj. Fucking ridiculous.

The alternatives are fixed up because THEY WERE EMPLOYED BY FOOTBALL CLUBS LOOKING FOR A FOOTBALL MANAGER. They didn't go off and become doctors or binmen you useless sack of sputum. They're not available because every other club on the planet understands that when a manager leaves you employ a new one and don't just give the most important job at the club to the bloke who hands out the half time oranges. :lol:

I think that's wishful thinking tbqh. Ashley doesn't give a fuck about even his most senior personnel in his main business. These knobs leaving NUFC are not even collateral damage. With any luck he'll fuck Liar off too and bring in a whole new regime with a different mandate. Highly doubtful though. That's not entirely true. A lot of the senior bods in his emporium of tat have been there for a long time and are trusted friends to MA. He very much cares about who is running SD A helluva lot of them have been flung by the wayside too.

If/When we go down the preparation this week should be absolutely fucking slated.

I think that's wishful thinking tbqh. Ashley doesn't give a f*** about even his most senior personnel in his main business. These knobs leaving NUFC are not even collateral damage. With any luck he'll f*** Liar off too and bring in a whole new regime with a different mandate. Highly doubtful though. If it's his regime it'll just be more of the same though.

I think that's wishful thinking tbqh. Ashley doesn't give a fuck about even his most senior personnel in his main business. These knobs leaving NUFC are not even collateral damage. With any luck he'll fuck Liar off too and bring in a whole new regime with a different mandate. Highly doubtful though.

So, on average, every second game he's having a key influence by either setting one up or scoring one. Aye - fuck all difference like. Puller.

If a penalty against a dreadful team is the best example of him 'turning up', then I rest my case. Better than anyone managed last weekend against an equally shite QPR team. Seriously, what kind of cocksnogger can't see that even a half-arsed HBA would bring 200% more to the team than fucking slopers like Gouffran, Sameobi or Obertan?

Looked a bit like a rabbit in the headlights on Sunday when he came on.

Fucking dickhead. Hope Ashley's chopper crashes into the cunt next time he's on the 18th green.

Nah.

2-1 Arsenal imho.

This is fucking scandalous btw. Defended so badly all season and the pack of cunts don't think it's worth spending ONE extra day working on West Ham's only real strength. Absolutely shameful. We really do deserve to go down.

When we last went down it just felt that the stars aligned to suck us into the next tier and this just feels the same. It's gonna happen.