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Pussy. I agree with you though, and am willing to put my mouth where my piss is should I be wrong. So... If Kevin Nolan scores 12 Premiership goals again next season, I WILL PISS IN A CUP AND DRINK IT. It´s kind of a win-win situation. I would piss in a cup and drink it right now if it was guaranteed that Nolan would score 12 goals next season. If he doesn´t, well, you don´t have to drink your own piss.

I think he will be a good player for 4 years, if not more. The fact that he has quit drinking alcohol can prolong his career quite significantly. If he eats healthy as well, he will probably be at the same level at 33 even.

Is there a speed dial-like reply function on this board I haven´t found yet? Meaning? Each time something "negative" comes out, these kind of posts pops up every time like clockwork. It´s a huge made up stereotype/generalization, as I don´t think anyone likes the people in charge. There are people who like to point out things they think Ashley & co does right though, or explain why they do certain things and how that could be good for the club, to counter the endless abuse going on here. Rightly so. Does not mean they jump to defend them. So many people bash anything they do already, so I personally don´t see any point in doing it as well. I do think a lot of the things they do are wrong and stupid, but I like to balance things out and instead voice my opinion when I think they are doing something that is good to the club to get a better discussion going. Just seems like when someone points out that the thing people are criticizing the board for(what ever it may be, as everything is always Ashley/Derek/the boards fault) is not actually all that bad, it´s like they have insulted them in some way, and are promptly labelled as an Ashley lover etc. With that being said, I do hope that those quotes are just a way to counter the recent quotes from McKay. Barton could still be a good player at 32 as long as he doesn´t suffer any serious injuries, and he should be in the top earning bracket in the club. He should not earn more than the wage structure/limit permits though.

Is there a speed dial-like reply function on this board I haven´t found yet?

He's technically brilliant. In the right set up, he'd make a superb PL striker. That might be, but if you youtube Gameiro and Guivarc´h, they are pretty similar in style. Just hope we don´t put all our eggs in this one basket, as he is far from guaranteed to be a good striker in the PL based on the physical attributes a successful PL striker usually has.

Im not sure. Said it before, say it again. He looks alarmingly like a new Guivarc´h. Doesn´t seem to have any stand out abilities. Not sure he can handle the PL.

Daniele De Rossi, obviously.

Was thinking the exact same thing.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Terrible performance. Fuck Tschoy. Knew he would cause some trouble. fucking dissapointing end to the season. No doubt Simpson et.al will come on twitter soon and spout some shit about unfortunate events but still a good season, when they were just not caring at the end. 9th sounds a lot better than 12th. It´s 7 am here now. Can´t believe I stayed up to watch this. I am MAD.

Tried to tweet it to Sammy. Fingers crossed

So....this arrived today The picture of Shola is a bit to small for my liking, but it still came out pretty good imo. Im getting a new camera tomorrow, so will hoy up a picture then! http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8236/img0460dk.jpg

There´s no such thing as daft questions, only daft answers Kaiz

As a Norwegian and a fan of football, I find it funny how little I care about Norwegian football. I lived 200 meters from the stadium of my local team IK Start for almost three years, and I went maybe four or five times. They were (and still are) a top flight team. Shit league, over paid players. I only watch the occasional match on tv now, and follow them in the news.

Is that £24m shared among the rest of the teams for next season, or will it be distributed over the same amount of years?

Stainrod?

how is that even possible neil?

Zolton has a point regarding mulumbu imo. Cost less, scored vital goals while protecting their defence. Even if his defensive qualities isn't as good as tiotes, there is the arguement that his overall contribution combined with transfer fees and wages surpasses Tiote. I'd love him to partner Tiote in our midfield. Or how about a midfield trio of Tiote, Mulumbu and that similar guy from wigan? They would run circles around a6 man midfield even.

Fuck. Couldn't help myself. Now im going to be tired tomorrow.

just told myself to watch untill the first chelsea goal, as that would mean game over, and then go to sleep....well. Nite nite

By the looks of it, he really needed the extra calories.

On the other hand, no I don't want him. Rather want Jarvis.

On the other hand....

I don't want Fletcher in our team next season.