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The new Valencia boss was his number 2 at Liverpool Then Sammy Lee the season they came 2nd. Zendan at Chelsea apparently, which is different. Tbh, Sammy Lee can hang with the best of them as the sideline hype man http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/171/171114/17111425/jpg/active/978x.jpg http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/459768804-southampton-assistant-sammy-lee-celebrates-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QazhREkaJ0BRVoq7Z6DxIeiKcPcnpAsC5BTto9lRnR2xCriFBoHwq12bFoLHfN6qZg%3D%3D http://www.unknownlogic.com/images/posts/110614(1)--roy-hodgson-sammy-lee.jpg

Some misses by Hull there

Hard to believe we actually owned such a player. Absolutely gutting. Look at the number of spectators in the beginning, and then at the end. Thats the effect he has. A joy to watch.

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Dummet played a first time pass to Sissoko

I know that picture isn't the most flattering. But f*** me, you must have low standards You should see my wife Charming. The french bimpy

If he learned from his mistakes he would be the best managing director in England by now...but here we are, relegated, after spending £80m.

The way people on here are going on with "such and such is shit" you´d think we were on a 4 match losing streak Wini has done ok, as has Colback. Two decent chances for us this half, but the Mitro one were definitely not a 100%er. Calm down, we will win.

Well what else are they going to put where there is a population of window lickers? Really counter productive since they love to throw stones.

During the customary handshake before and after the game, Benitez gave Pardew a quick pat on the cheek which I found more pleasing than it probably should have. Felt like a proper Cesar Millan trick to "exert you dominance".

If he keeps up the performances for the rest of the season, would anyone be opposed to having Mbemba and Lascelles as first choice CB pair come start of next season (regardless of division) if we got a cheap-ish old head in as cover in the mould of Toure/Demichelis?

The optimism in herer We'll get dicked, N-O will turn to shit for two days as per usual until people remember that Pardew is coming to town in a few days.

Ben Arfa esque goal by good old Vurnon

No, they did not get cut. I also seem to remember that casino lord spoke about that around the relegation/promotion time and said a lessons learned which would be applied from now on was to implement relegation wage cut clauses into all new contracts, so I am very surprised (yet not surprised at all in some way) that this is even being reported. If true, how dumb is it possible to be?

Coloccini not listed? Other than that, the list is brilliant, and I hope it comes true if(when) we go down.

Yet the best defender at the club by a distance. Colo is better even in his shit state, Lascelles is probably better lately too Disagree

Think I said it in the planning for the championship-thread, but if we manage to, we should sell everyone in the first team picture possible bar Lascelles, Mbemba, Perez and Mitrovic and fight tooth and nail to keep Benitez, give him full control of team and transfers in order to try and build a better culture at the club.

Fell over in comedy fashion on the half way line leaving a clear run on goal for the second, feigned injury, fucked off. Glad to have your expert opinion on it.

Shock

Imagine if Norwich wins, they continue on a losing streak after that as well, and we somehow miraculously take enough points to go past them when we meet at st.james'.... Fantasies are all we can live by these days, so the dream continues...until saturday at least.

Good

If this had been bumped the day before Rafa signed it would in some weird way be fun to make a semi-realistic championship squad combined with some hope to see how we could "reset" and start over again like last time. Now though I just desperately hope we stay up in order to keep Rafa. If we go down, I hope we manage to keep Mitrovic, Perez, Aarons, Mbemba, Lascelles, Armstrong and Mbabu. Those are the players I see with a potential to be better than what we can attract even when being in the premier league, and a full season in the championship might actually do more good than harm for their development. All the others are replaceable and not likely to get any better than they are today.

That's it I adore the man. This. Fucking hell, imagine watching South Park with Rafa Benitez man. Fitting portrait also of policeman cartman. Los respecto mi autoridad!