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9 International games and 4 months ban from all football the way I read it. Good, but could have been longer imo.

"It's always tough playing the newly promoted sides. We was unlucky to draw them in the opening rounds" Im going to try and remember this post.

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I completely understand why we thought he would do good for the club initially. Mega rich, invested money in new players, promise of putting 20m into the club each season. What's not to like about that? I honestly thought we would go places, even win things - provided that we got rid of Allardyce. That's a long time ago though.

Now slap in a bid for Hughes!

Gateshead. Im keen and willing to make the effort.

Find is a bit of a wrong word to use, but yeah. We should pay them to take one of our strikers on loan for a couple of seasons.

Feel for Southampton. Hope they dig their heels in and try to keep both Shaw and Lallana.

Anyone willing to keep Klose out of their fantasy team?

Sacked on the pitch in front of the away fans Mike appears on the big screen screaming 'You're Fired!!!' Vince style? WWE buy Newcastle secretly, Vince appears on big screen at Anfield after heavy loss and annouces aquisition of Newcastle and then goes at the end: "oh, and by the way, Alan, Yoooooooou're FIIIRRREEED!!"

Need a tackle in there as well, but other than that, good scouting!

Well, it really does make a difference if people buy food at the ground. Ashley isn´t giving them the catering for free, and no catering firm wants to renew the deal if they cannot make money selling food.

Hes a brilliant jumper though. I'll give him that. Maybe we should convert him into a center back or defensive midfielder?

There's no reason why we wouldn't be able. We stand to post a bumper profit, taking our cumulative profit for the past 4 years close to 100m. We won't however, by choice, which is entirely different. this Shouldn't have put "be able to" in that sentence. You are of course 100% correct Unbelieveable.

I think it's dead certain he will get a new one year deal. No way will we be able to bring in suffcient replacements for Remy and De Jong.

Also drew 2-2 at the Riverside through an equalising handballed goal by Hasselbaink during the final minutes of the game didn't we?

War chest for the summer?

Much like running a spell check on his articles then. Good one!

Pardew would love to manage that team.

El Poyo Loco!

Never said it was realistic. Point being I wouldn't care whether it was Ashley or someone else owning the club under those conditions, even with all his previous.

There should never be a point of no return. If Ashley appoints what seems like competent people to run the club, make funds that are available available, and starts operating the club like a club instead of an advertisement tool then I wouldn't mind him owning the club at all.

What's the problem?

The Hayden Mullin card. Well played. There literally is not one comeback to that one.