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He isnt there according to someone on here earlier WHAT!? Oh yeah, too busy finalising the Debuchy deal.

Decca must be loving it with all those swanky casinos to go to later.

I still believe there is a 10% chance he will sign today. I am delusional

Who would take Del Piero on a 1 year deal right now?

Hope he goes to Villa over mackems or Liverpool.

I think Swansea have signed Pablo Hernandez as a replacement actually, heard it was a done deal on Talkshite. Also if City have signed Maicon, Richards is going to be warming the bench a fair bit.

Man City have signed Sinclair from Swansea. Can't see him getting that much playing time.

Hmm would Carroll take a cut in wages in come here, because we certainly won't be offering him what he gets Liverpool.

The French pronunciation. Oh, I thought it was pronounced "at-em". Did only take French GCSE tbf.

Why does Pardew call him "Hatam" all the time?

Nice diamond earrings bro

Can someone photoshop a picture of Anita eating a Greggs? That will cheer me up. Thanks.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=722213 We get a Marco Pierre Whites. They get a KFC. KFCatts for me like.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li1k803HyR1qgoveko1_500.jpg

Given his lack of intelligence he will most likely waste his money and be broke by 30. I hope.

http://www.pixentral.com/pics/1EgBVSKX6FLMQME6l52uw9jVDniNW.jpg Wonder if she's a representative from "Fa- " ?

This is like being in a boring meeting at work - GET ON WITH IT!

Is that Dezza in the front row?

Very similar to Flo Rida in that respect. I think you are getting your shitty rappers mixed up, think you mean this one.... EDIT: Dave beat me to it but the gif stays http://gifsoup.com/view5/2854436/pitbull-practices-his-moves-o.gif

Outstanding. Even has a wonky nose.

I tested between 9 and 11 of the N-O forum puns to see if they met a criteria for a ban. The results were very surprising. No pun in ten did.

http://s13.postimage.org/qc1s81ltj/problem.gif

No, he is waaaaay too good looking Sperminator?

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/f009c852-5c63-472a-b837-a4101450aa68.gif

By the way unless I'm blind I can't see the story in today's Journal.