Baron von Fat

Wait one second while I check my crystal ball.

I'd nearly forgotten about those. Classic.

I can. Modern footballers are selfish, lazy, none too bright, and totally and utterly disloyal. I remember the old days: Footballers carrying old ladies across the street on their backs ALL DAY, while reading Chaucer, and playing for their hometown club for 20 years. WHAT HAS OUR GAME BECOME?

Sir Bobby needs more time!

I remember the good old days when the Robert threads were the most heated.

BLEEEEAT. You're just a sheep. There are far more mentally ill lads on here, but since thompers excels at the most showy parts of being mentally ill (bonkers arguments), everyone thinks he's the top of the heap. What about his over-the-top insults? Poor. His inane ramblings are also suspect. And while his passionate, unreasonable vendettas against individual players are above average, they still don't reach the heights of the board's truly mental posters. Crumpy Gunt has been more insane in a single thread than thompers has over his entire posting career! We could certainly sell him to another forum.

This is undoubtedly the correct answer.

Let's see who is first to defend him...

Okay.

I actually thought it could really be his notebook until #3.

How do you convey sarcastic clapping over the internet? Or perhaps a whistling wind?

I heard it on Radio Newcastle about 30 minutes ago as their broadcast began.

Krul's crocked himself in the warmup. Taken down the tunnel on a stretcher.

Obligatory Dyer Joke: "He probably burned a 50 in front of the pole, or spilled a drink on it, so the pole twatted him in the face."

"apart from the goal" has to be the most annoying phrase used to describe a striker's performance in a football match. Well, maybe second to "apart from the goals," which I've seen on here as well.

He's a top player in Major League Soccer in the US. Plays for FC Dallas and is always among the leaders in assists.

I know where we won't finish: Anywhere near where our fanbase, expenditure and payroll would indicate.

What a waster. I bet he is feigning the severity of this injury just so he can pick up his inflated pay packet for doing nothing then proceed to burn it on his nights out in front of people, 50 pounds at a time.

Hay guys what's going on in this thread?

What if they're two-footed?