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loathe Mourinho but Keane should be ashamed of himself there Why ? Keanes showed himself up talking crap plenty of times but he's spot on here. Man who can't manage either a football team or his own emotions going to town on one of the most successful managers in the modern game. Urgh. Mourinho can't manage his emotions (see eye gouging etc) and would he have done as well at Sunderland ? Give keane a premier team and the ability to blow most out the water financially and we'll talk. I'm not a mourinho fan. Fair enough, but Keane is a f***ing arsehole: self-centred and psychopathic. He was a bully as a captain not a real leader and obviously was going to struggle as a manager, particularly to sustain the kind of consistent relationships you need in order to keep the whole team onside (so to speak) and motivated. He captained Man Utd to their most successful spell in their history Yep, I 'm sure his captaincy added value, especially in the Champions League final. You really don't know what you're talking about, like.

No Shelvey or Gayle to take it.

Don't think so. Ste and him had a little thing, iirc.

A lot of money.

Sounds like Alsoran is ripping them apart as per.

Dis ownah, da players etc.

Your 15p accumulator fucked?

In fairness our worst player is Colback and he'd probably start every week for most teams in the league. Not a chance from what I've seen. He wouldn't get into the Bristol City side from last night and they're just above the relegation places.

You said you wanted to keep many of them for next season?

By playing 2 strikers and an attacking midfielder in midfield? There's definitely not 2 strikers in that team. Diame's not an attacking midfielder, either. He's in his proper position today. Perez is a striker though, he's been played deeper for us but thats his position Diame is an attack minded midfielder If we are judging Perez not been a striker because he hasnt played up top for a long, Diame has been playing attacking midfield for 2 seasons now Nonsense on both counts.

By playing 2 strikers and an attacking midfielder in midfield? There's definitely not 2 strikers in that team. Diame's not an attacking midfielder, either. He's in his proper position today.

I'd like to say something positive about that Xl. Should work out reasonably well for when we hoof it. That's as good as I can do.

Lazaar was a very strange signing, like. He blatantly isn't a defender and in spite of our lack of options on the LW hasn't been given a chance there either. Must be abject in training.

loathe Mourinho but Keane should be ashamed of himself there He's talking about Mourinho isn't he? Don't like Keane either but think he's spot on and a good pundit in general Yes, I was talking about Mourinho. Agree about Keane. The fact he has this drive to oppose the consensus makes him one of the better pundits by default.

On paper it's arguably the easiest fixture we have left give our home form. A win is much needed.

They're both fine as Championship backup but I'm not massively comfortable with either of them starting, especially alongside Lascelles.

We've actually won our last 4 games on Sky.

They've been very good tonight, Bristol. We might need another favour from them on the final day.

Entertaining for all the wrong reasons, though. He's a petty, petty little man whose teams play the worst brand of football you could imagine.

Fwiw I'd love him back here because he's blatantly got loads of talent and that's first and foremost what I want to see in the wide positions. I doubt he'd gel well with Rafa, though, so it's pointless thinking about it.

Nothing remotely dodgy, in other words.

This is a blow, like. I have zero faith in our defence when under pressure as it is. Clark's our best by a distance.

Such as what?

We didn't, to be fair.

Did Gazza ever outmuscle Sol Campbell and score like Pedro did against Spurs in '95?