Ronaldo

Me too. Playing the lone striker role in exemplary fashion You were wrong about Clark, too. And you said Gouffran would be the Messi of this league.

Murphy you fucking beauty.

This would've been the perfect game for Gayle, like. They leave a tonne of space in behind and in the channels.

This is about as funny as Mrs Brown's Boys now.

I hope Brighton come up with us if the alternative is fucking Huddersfield, like.

Things looking a tad ominous for Brighton now. Didn't see that coming.

Getin Swansea!

Mitrovic not even on the bench?

No need, it's perfect.

Derby losing again? McClaren really has worked his magic there.

Not anymore.

I'd rather just put Ritchie left wing. Routledge is the best winger of the three and Ritchie has to be in there somewhere. Scores four times more goals than Jonas.

Namely yours if you genuinely think Jonas gets in ahead of Routledge. Routledge ripped the league apart for us in that final 3 months.

What a horrible bunch of tinpot mongs this lot have as an excuse for a following.

Carroll aside this post is crackers. Aye, leaving Routledge out to accommodate Jonas is classic Yorkie mincing, like.

I'd keep Gayle on the bench unless it becomes an absolute necessity to bring him on. He's our most important player and we need him fit for the final 2 months.

If we bring in another CB - and we absolutely need to, obviously - we'll have to shift one off the books given that we'll then have 5 who call that position home. Are you, Ian W, suggesting that we sell Mbemba. Is that what you're saying, Ian?

That, plus the fact our longest serving player probably deserves a bit better than being called daft and entirely uncreative names by an internet man.

We need, as I see it, 7 players for the first Xl next season. That's a lot of work. Compounding it by trying to get rid of and replace perfectly good squad players with good attitudes who can fill more than one position - Anita, Dummett etc - is pretty mindless, like. Completely unrealistic too.

Gouffran, Anita and Sammy are all out of contract. You're advocating the sale of some perfectly good squad players there, too (Anita being one of them). Mindless tbh.

I'd imagine this daft attitude often sees promoted teams come straight back down. If you dont think there's a world of difference between being an effective player in this league and the PL, you're honestly denser than I thought. Didn't both Burnley and Bournemouth do fine in their first season back without revamping their squads? Ronaldo, don't make it personal, there's no need. You're right, I apologise. We need big changes, though. Throughout the team are players who'd be looked upon in quite a different light if the likes of Shelvey and Gayle hadn't excelled this season.

I'd imagine this daft attitude often sees promoted teams come straight back down. If you dont think there's a world of difference between being an effective player in this league and the PL, you're honestly denser than I thought.

Pretty much exactly my thoughts. We're especially going to have spend some serious dinero on a CB, winger and keeper (in lieu of Krul).

That's an awful post, even by your standards. Typically cracking time, though.