Ronaldo

The rest of the 'big 4' for starters.

There are far, far worse teams in the league than Chelsea for diving. They play the best football in the league (to watch) and win things without being called Man U or Liverpool. Thus, pissing millions of complete wankers worldwide.

GM is clearly the Billy Mitchell of the forum, compared to me at least.

I really don't know, it's just a gut feeling on seeing them. They don't look that bad.

Dispicable old bastard.

You wouldn't exactly choose to have them there, but they're fine, as far as advertisements go.

They look fine.

He's also hardly a little fella. Unlesss he was wearing lifts in Licence to Kill.

The only winger who's seriously troubled him (in my recent memory) is a little fella called Wayne.

God almighty.

He wouldn't get near any.

See, there's a lad with some humility. Some of the arrogant bastards on here could learn from Hakka.

Probably from the fact that Joe Kinnear's the only manager who believed he was good enough for the PL. And that he hardly set the Championship alight.

Given that we scored seconds later, I think the entire performance was absolutely perfect.

And Scotland.

Euro 2008, we failed to even qualify. So why mention it in a discussion about tournaments?

Owen was never going to contribute owt. Neither was Defoe, at that age.

08?

We only conceded in 1 game out of 5. Had Rooney not been a c***, we could easily have made the final.

Not good enough for the Premier League though. See also Keegan & David Kelly. Exactly. Lovenkrands being effective hinges on poor defending and us absolutely dominating games. He's invisible outside the 6 yard box, and his prowess in that area is nowhere near strong enough to justify him starting. He's completely obsolete at this level, and the wrong side of 30.

Nor have we ever seen Shola strike a ball like Best did in the FA cup against Portsmouth last season.

Shola's demonstrated that for a decade.

As lazy as Shola? I doubt it, unless this injury has killed him.

I'd rather we played Best than Shola or Nolan.

You would.