Ronaldo

Kinnear picked that team.

Madness.

What a load of shite.

He contantly let players come in on their stronger side because of an injury? Yeah, i'm sure.

France are terrible.

I like Joe Cole but fair play to Chelsea for refusing those stupid demands.

Sorry about that, did you?

Thanks for alerting my attention to the Spain game, lads. Put £5 on 6-0 at 11/4 with 15 minutes left.

I can, given the opposition in the group.

Are you another traitor or a genuine Yanker?

Ta. £5 on that.

The bookies know what they are doing, he has no hope in hell of being top scorer. 33/1 is more sensible on the part of the bookies. I'd have said similar about Miroslav Klose last time but 4 goals might be all you'll need to win it and Crouch is capable of that figure, however unlikely.

70/1 is madness. Crouch could easily have 4 goals by the KO stage.

Yep.

Aye, because we raked in the trophies the two years before he came in. Exactly, what nonsense.

I will.

Millenium Square in Leeds for the group games. Moving to Manchester on the 30th so will probably watch the rest in my new home.

Not really, just never seen a goalkeeper do that before.

His last start for Argentina was in November against Spain. Better start doing your research, Frank.

£10M is the going rate for a defender highly regarded at club and international level, man. As much as you still want to convince everybody that he's shite. We didn't pay over the odds for Colo but we did make the mistake of expecting a defender who'd never played in England before to immediately be our rock at the back.

The ref looks at skinny, runtish Gerrard with his permanently creased head in the fetal position and then notices the towering Onyewu sticking out his chest and flashing that $50,000 grin, he only has one option.

Come to think of it, i kinda hope your lot are deservedly 1-0 up and he dives twice in injury time to give us the win.

I'll still despise him. But i won't feel guility about celebrating the win.

If he cheats, will we still consider him a cheater? Is that actually what you're asking here?

It certainly wasn't. Gerrard's a cunt for his reaction.