Ronaldo

Christ.

He was. It was easily the worst I've seen him play for us. Was constantly second to the ball against sluggish Championship tripe.

Not his day at all but did great for the goal.

We were bloody awful beyond belief second half, like. Still, 3 points, fuck it.

It's a weird stance to want our most proven goalscorer to stay in the team? Fwiw I'd play both him and Mitrovic. Rafa will play one of them, and it'll mostly be Gayle imo. Who's scored more in a single Premier League season? Mitrovic. Whos scored more in the Championship/League One/Belgian/Serb League. Mitrovic. So your point is what? We shouldn't play Gayle because Mitrovic has more goals in Belgium? For the hundredth time, I'd play them both.

It's a weird stance to want our most proven goalscorer to stay in the team? Fwiw I'd play both him and Mitrovic. Rafa will play one of them, and it'll mostly be Gayle imo.

When Gayle's fit he'll be back starting. Rightfully so, too.

It's beyond parody.

Well deserved. If that Norwich game had fallen 3 days later he'd have got 7 goals in 4 games for the month.

What did we get for Best, £3m? Hardly surprising at all given that his record was a respectable 1 in 3 roughly in the PL.

I tried, man. I really tried.

Yorkie absolutely nails it, for once.

He actually refers to himself (in the third person) as the luckiest guy in the world. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/93/f/0,,10278~9899923,00.jpg

Albert Luque: 5/10, Scored but comfortably the worst player on the pitch - Alan Oliver.

Mr A.Conte, man. Genuis.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif

No. Wiki has JL at 6'2", though. As if you went to the trouble of finding a picture.

Quality that. In tomorrow's edition there's a special pull-out supplement on speed cameras.

That's the very last time I defend him, like.

Alreet, ujpest doza.

I didn't question it, I corrected another poster who was off with his estimation. It's utterly irrelevant anyway. As I pointed out, the fastest CBs are usually his size or bigger.

One of the best.

Not that I want to contribute to this nonsense but he's nowhere near 6'4" like. Going off the one time I saw him out, anyway. The quickest 2 CBs I've seen are Rio Ferdinand and Sylvain Distin. Both of whom are bigger. Not that it really matters. He'll overcome it as a weakness with experience.

Imagine.

:lol: It's like you put half of this post (and several others, it has to be said) through Google Translate just for a laugh.