Ronaldo

No chance. Better side than Southampton.

Nobody would swap the Shearer post injury in ‘97 for Isak. Shearer first season is arguable.

We look so good with Tonali there don’t we.

Much more complete player than Shearer. Since when is a decade the barometer of quality?

Had absolutely no doubts he’d score today. Outrageously brilliant striker. Best ever to play for us, surely?

No, year before with Keegan in charge.

Worst is obvs too much when Alan Smith et al wore the colours but you take away his terrific engine / effort and bloody hell, outside of that 3 months…. 6 assists though. How?

Gillespie was miles ahead man, have a word.

Potential there but as we’ve known since he signed he’s nowhere near what we need for him to contribute. He’s a player for 2+ years time.

How’s woke Martin not been sacked by Southampton yet?

2 points dropped against them at home. They’re a mess. Kyle Walker still getting a game when he literally wouldn’t come near to getting into our back 4.

If we had another striker he’d definitely be going out on loan. 4 sub appearances by mid December isn’t good for him, or us.

Oba got 17 goals first season here. He wasn’t raw, he was just insane.

Liverpool, Arsenal and Villa all in CL top 5 suggests they’re not shit, mind. I genuinely think it’s a good league this year. A lot of sides have technical quality and consistently play at a high tempo.

Nah, it’s a very good competitive league this year. Forest are the anomaly, obvs.

Very happy for him today. Up against a poor side but we were smart and patient.

We all know we’re a much better side with Gordon on the left. It’s a tough one because Barnes is so good at what he’s good at but he’s poor at everything else.

Gillespie wasn’t a fringe player mind.

It’s crazy, mind. Even if they are 21st in the Championship.

If anything happened I’d love him back.

Potentially 8 games with Dubs in net. God Almighty.

You can’t honestly believe we don’t have the funds to upgrade on Martin Dubravka.

For £20m, yes. Probably.

I’ll have you know I’ve been to 2 games this season, that’s an increase of 1 on this time last season.

Can we just get rid of this absolute waste of flesh please? I don’t know how he dares pick up his wage and then strut around like he’s achieved something. He’s extremely lucky to be anywhere near NUFC. And the next person to mention Isak playing off him like it’s a remotely valuable / viable option is getting it.