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God I hate the presentation of the Championship. Ian fucking Holloway trying to second-guess Rafa Benitez ffs. Someone just shoot his stupid shiny bald head off.

I've only seen him play 3 games but he's OK going purely off them. Decent Championship keeper.

More positives than negatives to take from today but this is bullshit. They finished 3rd with a load of flukey narrow victories and were found out in the playoffs. That is really a load of shit Ron. Clearly I was watching and you weren't. It's all not even worth mentioning anyway. We played well against 10 men. A few positives to take while reinforcing the lack of a left winger and lack of goal threat from the likes of Perez.

More positives than negatives to take from today but this is bullshit. They finished 3rd with a load of flukey narrow victories and were found out in the playoffs.

Im going to try offering him 2 quid after the match.

Let's hope this one's better than Oguchi Onyewu.

His crossbar effort aside, Gouffran's been absolutely shit.

It's not, though. They fluked a load of narrow victories last season and lost to Sheff Wed in the playoffs.

Well yeah, we're playing Gouffran and no strikers. We know those things need to change.

Have it. Horrible cheating club.

How did Ian Holloway ever get employed as a manager. He's just an utterly thick cunt.

We've been very effective from set pieces this season? What?

This Brighton lot are a load of fucking cheats, like. Hope their season fucking crumbles.

We're lacking a lot in the final third, predictably. Apart from that it's been good.

Weird. I knew that was in the second it left his head.

WHAT A FUCKING HEADER!

Mbemba needs to be stronger in the air, just floats around in the box a la Coloccini.

Oh fuck off.

And Shola scored a hat-trick This too.

Man, you're such a shit poster.

Just keep reminding yourselves than Cuntenkrands got 14 goals in a season for us last time.

Nah, might as well just give Armstrong his chance. We know what we'll get from Alsoran. No thanks.

Nah, Carragher's OK. The only pundit to defend the protests against Ashley.

You think he'd consciously choose to be less supportive towards players who aren't very bright? He started Steven Taylor 4 times in 10 games over better alternatives.

We're talking about players like Gerrard and Carragher at the club where he had his greatest success, though. Not the mostly utterly shit level of English players who get into our side.