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What a terrible post this is.

There's absolutely no argument for Perez to start up front, like.

It's the more the fact when we go behind we look absolutely toothless. We're far too easy to defend against when the opposition are behind the ball.

Which is exactly why we needed to spend money on a winger in the transfer window.

Not at all, but when it gets into 'Rafa dropped a bollock' and 'we need to play this way not that way' when both goals were individual errors and we just beat a team 6-0 away from home, then people have a point tbf. We've lost badly at home to one of the worst sides in the Championship. It's a massive cause for concern.

This is the truth, though. We're just gonna play teams in the game with only one striker because we don't have the goal threat and creativity from the wide areas.

I will knee you.

Can we see a RB at RB now please? We seem to have more of them than ever before, like.

I think this is more about complacency & struggling with the favourites tag than anything else Bullshit, man. We've lost 2 games out of 4 at home playing 1 striker. It absolutely doesn't work at this level.

Why would you drop Perez after his performance on Tuesday? Because we've got much better options than him.

Exactly, we've got other options. Today was an ideal opportunity to go 4-4-2 with Atsu and Ritchie wide, with Mitrovic and Gayle up front.

Far too late to make changes, like. Been shit for 60 minutes.

I don't get in. In games like this we need to make something stick up front and Mitrovic is ideal for that. Gotta go 2 up front.

Which is fine because he won't be playing for us again in the PL. He'll probably be off in January.

I think that was sarcasm, like.

Was this a Lee Dixon-esque own goal nobody knows about?

Aye. His goals against Leicester and Argentina are both better, even if it was intentional.

Glenn Hoddle used to combine both. You're always going on about Glenn Hoddle, Bill. You're never gonna meet him.

Baptiste looked like he was in the early stages of a nervous breakdown when it hit the back of the net, like.

Yep.

You what?

He's more a CM than DM. Hope he stays fit because he's so much better than his alternatives.

You talk shit too, though. Far too often, actually.

I never can tell with him.