Ronaldo

Or ideally let Rafa appoint two people to work with him for the scouting and day-to-day running of the club.

You can't really have expected the club to anticipate the possibility of relegation when we were 18th, like.

Mahrez, Kane.

Seem to remember him saying Cabaye was a poor replacement for Nolan in the summer of '11, too.

http://postimg.org/image/6gqeut0uz/ http://postimg.org/image/cmi9jzsrl/ I don't fib. EDIT: Ta.

Yeah, they and 1 other Spanish speaker were in from 8.30 till our group left at 11. I didn't take pictures but 2 of our party did. I'll happily upload them tomorrow. There were 3 waitresses working the tables, which are you, Penn?

Williamson was talking loudly and clearly for the benefit of the two Spanish speakers so the whole restaurant could hear him after he'd had a few. He did a cracking impression of Taylor trying to block a shot which had the other two giggling away.

'You'd want Simpson next to you every time but managers would prefer Janmaat for some reason'. - Williamson. He's had a bottle of red to himself.

Fair to say they both dislike Janmaat and Taylor with a massive passion. Williamson was offered 5k per week in January to stay. 'Taylor's a fucking idiot and he loves the club too much so he can't play against QPR'. That's what Pardew said to Williamson.

I'm at Fratelli. Coloccini and Williamson are in eating together.

Not sure anyone would've bought him. Players only stay at NUFC long term if they're not good enough.

Dude it's not even his worst performance in the last 2 months. Chelsea away he might as well have been a traffic cone.

Michael Owen club captain, man. What the fuck was Keegan on the day he made that happen?

Hopefully that's it for Scum's CL hopes.

They needed a handball to beat us, so I wouldn't make any big claims for them for the rest of the season. They also should've been 3-0 up at HT. They deserved to win that game, comfortably.

This isn't really fair. Of course you get a larger proporiton of dickheads in those positions than driving buses but some of the warmest people I know own/run very, very successful business. Agree with the rest.

Not if Bernhard Langer wins the Masters at 58 tonight.

That's your best ever post, DJ. Genuinely.

Nailed.

Fucking hell, man, don't.

Nobody thinks he belongs in the category, man. Apart from 1 or 2 dafties.

Someone like Brighton (if they come up) will get him in the summer, then.

He just mustn't have the wind to start football matches since his lung problem. That's all I can think because he's undeniably a good footballer.

I do wish he'd just stop giving it the bigun with CBs, though, because there's a definite correlation between the games in which he gets bullied around and those in which he misses chances and generally looks clumsy and static. He should watch someone like Ba who just rose above it, didn't really engage in the physical stuff but was in the right place on the end of chances.