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Mole's been a Newcastle fan for at least a year or so and he think Andros Townsend is fucking crap. Go figure that one.

Stopped posting the day after he was appointed. Bizarre.

This is fucking awful.

Why's Perez scored more despite playing far deeper then? How did Cisse manage to get 1 in 2 last season? You're playing with fire expecting players - especially young ones - from other leagues to score goals for you. Even the likes of Shevchenko and Crespo failed in the PL. Totally unique place to get goals and when you've got the opportunity to sign someone proven to get goals for you for a relatively low amount you fucking break your back to sign him. As per usual we prioritised sell-on value, though.

Perez and Mitrovic in theory make an OK combination but they'll struggle to get 15 goals between them all season and that'll see us down. Disgusting we wouldn't pay £12m for Austin.

"Makes things happen"?? Hahahaha. Jesus wept that's priceless It's runbish like, he doesn't even look like he can beat a man which isn't a great sign for a wigner. The laugh he does after he f***s u is hardly endearing either. This post. The fact that you think he can make it as a premier league winger is more amusing, struggled to effective in a much better Marseille side against weaker opposition every week. Blatantly can't be arsed with being here either which doesn't help. I think he's capable of making a good PL player, yeah. A real laugh riot of an opinion, like.

Carr's been on borrowed time for a while. For a club who spends so little we've wasted loads on players with incredibly poor suitability for the PL. Sack him.

It seems to me he spends far too much time trying to get other players sent off, like. He's fucking shit at it, too.

Thank fuck.

Of course we did. Like we ever think that far ahead.

I still can't believe someone was paid money to watch him and conclude he'd make a good partner for Coloccini, like. It's like we have some aversion to buying CBs of adequate size and strength.

Imagine, a club who demands attacking football sacking Ancelotti and replacing him with Benitez. It's like replacing Shearer with Emile Heskey if you want more goals from your strike partnership.

Reads like a slightly more coherent Neesy post, minus the part about the hot bird.

He's looked very sluggish and rusty since his return, like. Mbabu should be given a chance there.

TRon's read 'How to be a better poster in 10 days'. I'm impressed with him recently.

Shearer hates Coloccini, like. Don't blame him.

No surprise you can't spot the glaring errors, like.

"Makes things happen"?? Hahahaha. Jesus wept that's priceless It's runbish like, he doesn't even look like he can beat a man which isn't a great sign for a wigner. The laugh he does after he fucks u is hardly endearing either. This post.

Quality ffs. Shit midfield, no goals up front, abject in central defence and at full back, goalkeeper fucking useless. I don't want to be negative but people really need to start seeing our side for what it is.

Aguero, man. Best player in the league by a mile.

Pellegrini's a great manager, to be fair. Great? No chance. Well I cannot think of 10 better than him, put it that way.

Pellegrini's a great manager, to be fair.

Average players. Aye, OK.

He doesn't have any answers at all.