Ronaldo

Thauvin's awesome, don't care what anyone says.

Yep, dreadful isn't it.

Distin still getting the 'one greedy bastard' treatment for wanting more than £15k a week.

Is Anita stoned?

Anita's had a fucking awful start.

'Wonderful save.'

Type of absurd nonsense Stifler usually comes out with.

We haven't looked this dangerous as an attacking unit for ages. I'm glad he's sticking with it, especially seeing as Aarons is injured and all other wing options aren't fit for purpose. http://replygif.net/thumbnail/116.gif

I remember the amount of fans who said he can't play through the middle. It was so weird, knowing his technical capabilities Anyone who wanted him RW (like myself) was probably basing it on the fact that all of his best games for us came in that position. On the right there was nothing defenders could do with him. Through the middle he tended to be nullified far more easily.

Rooney in his prime isn't face to lace Shearer's boots even after that injury at Goodison. Prime Wayne Rooney isn't fit to lace the boots of the Shearer who played under Gullit, Bobby, Souness and Roeder? Obviously not even you are stupid enough to genuinely believe that, so I'll leave it there. Prime Wayne Rooney is 2003-2004. Since then he's been mediocre at best for England with some sporadic good games, which always come in either qualifiers, non important qualifiers or friendlies. He wouldn't be in my squad and probably wouldn't have been so since 2012. Doesn't really have anything to do with the utter shit that Snrub came out with, though.

Martial looks like Baron Samedi.

More like his shirt ffs. There really are some thick cunts writing these articles, like.

Addicted to exclamation.

No, he squared up to him. Made no physical contact.

So you should be. You're really rude about people you.

Nah. More than happy to laugh at them when it comes to football and that, but the fact people living there aren't skilled enough to get jobs is a sad state of affairs.

On a related note Trevor Francis absolutely laid in Terry throughout Saturday's game. Something about playing like an old man was said after the 2nd or 3rd goal.

It genuinely looks like Dean decides to do the Inzaghi celebration then changes his mind and does the Shearer.

It's not the first time either. Missed the best bit https://vine.co/v/e3xZuMJwwTl :lol:

To be fair he should be our 3rd choice LB now.

Looks like he does a leftie version of the Shearer celebration just as the clip ends.

HAHAHAHAHA.

He employed a physic?

I keep seeing him in TGI in the Trafford Centre. He looks like he's spent the last 5 years driving his kids to school and doing literally nothing else.