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Taylor isn't as good as bang average.

They'll get what they deserve.

I hated Taylor at that age, to be fair. Never seen anyone get away with so many basic mistakes in our colours than 05-08 Steven Taylor.

That's rubbish, for a start. We just tend to hire British yes men.

Yeah, he's still shit and we've got worse.

Incredibly that wouldn't even represent a new low.

Eh? When was Moyes ever approached by us? Dunno if he was, just says in that Times article he was reluctant to work for Ashley in past. Possibly because he was employed, like.

Eh? When was Moyes ever approached by us?

Moyes is indisputably a good manager. We've not had one under Ashley since Keegan. People need to wake up, like.

He was busy celebrating with his staff/players on the bench. Pardew looked over, saw Klopp wasn't interested and walked off.

Whatever happened to Mystic Meg? Did She just skip the reality TV phase completely?

Clearly had some sort of nervous breakdown in that interview.

And fair play to Klopp for not shaking his putrid hand.

Shades of Reading 3 years ago, that.

This shit's getting boring now, like.

Why's he limited? He just doesn't want it to be awkward next time he bumps into McClaren at a golf day or whatever.

You're talking about someone who actually said we were 'flying' under Kinnear before his heart attack.

He's improved as a pundit somewhat but he's ludicrously reluctant to criticise the manager. Keown nailed it.

Is he fuck a good scout. He's 'found' Perez. Beyond that I'm struggling.

He is going nowhere. Pretty much. If there's one thing we should've learnt from Pardew it's to never get our hopes up when it seems perfectly logical to sack the manager. You can't really compare this too closely to any situation under Pardew, though. We've got 24 points from 28 games and look absolute dead certs to go down. He is going nowhere. Pretty much. If there's one thing we should've learnt from Pardew it's to never get our hopes up when it seems perfectly logical to sack the manager. You can't really compare this too closely to any situation under Pardew, though. We've got 24 points from 28 games and look absolute dead certs to go down. How about they're both useless overrated cunts from twenty years ago who were willing to be hired by Mike Ashley? Is that comparison unfair? Don't think he was defending Pardew like I think he was. Why even mention Pardew in positive comparison? I didn't. Your spelling/grammar in the face of such obvious adversity is a real credit to you, man.

Nah, Joey's sound. Wrong, but sound.

Overturned and you know it was.

Yep. Except Dummett.

He is going nowhere. Pretty much. If there's one thing we should've learnt from Pardew it's to never get our hopes up when it seems perfectly logical to sack the manager. You can't really compare this too closely to any situation under Pardew, though. We've got 24 points from 28 games and look absolute dead certs to go down.

Shock horror, you're wrong. If that wasn't mitigation I don't know what is. At least Keown had the bollocks to tell it like it is. It was exactly the same with Pardew and Carver.