Ronaldo

Mourinho/Chelsea are just getting trolled by everyone this season.

Haters.

What the hell's he doing in the Championship, though? He's nowhere near good enough for that standard.

Coloccini played well today. You're still a shit poster, mind.

He's average. He shouldn't really be starting PL games. Better than Tiote and Colback though.

Thauvin? Do you want us relegated? No. I just want to see us creating the odd chance given that our two best players arguably are our forwards and that might help us win games.

Before anyone bites at this garbage it's worth taking into account that this poster rates Tiote.

It's weird. He has games where he looks like an utterly terrible, fucking atrocious defender.

1 fairly lucky goal in 3 games against 2 terrible defences doesn't bode well, mind. We've got to stop playing 4 CMs and just hoping for the 2 lads up front to feed off scraps and come up with something. Thauvin and/or de Jong need game time.

That's not how I remember it. We were shit that night obviously. Not this bad, though.

Nah, we looked like Barca circa 2010 at Ewood Park that night compared to this.

Move one of Sissoko or Wijnaldum central instead of Tiote to accommodate him, definitely.

Awful performance but a very welcome 3 points.

Thauvin's awesome, don't care what anyone says.

Yep, dreadful isn't it.

Distin still getting the 'one greedy bastard' treatment for wanting more than £15k a week.

Is Anita stoned?

Anita's had a fucking awful start.

'Wonderful save.'

Type of absurd nonsense Stifler usually comes out with.

We haven't looked this dangerous as an attacking unit for ages. I'm glad he's sticking with it, especially seeing as Aarons is injured and all other wing options aren't fit for purpose. http://replygif.net/thumbnail/116.gif

I remember the amount of fans who said he can't play through the middle. It was so weird, knowing his technical capabilities Anyone who wanted him RW (like myself) was probably basing it on the fact that all of his best games for us came in that position. On the right there was nothing defenders could do with him. Through the middle he tended to be nullified far more easily.

Rooney in his prime isn't face to lace Shearer's boots even after that injury at Goodison. Prime Wayne Rooney isn't fit to lace the boots of the Shearer who played under Gullit, Bobby, Souness and Roeder? Obviously not even you are stupid enough to genuinely believe that, so I'll leave it there. Prime Wayne Rooney is 2003-2004. Since then he's been mediocre at best for England with some sporadic good games, which always come in either qualifiers, non important qualifiers or friendlies. He wouldn't be in my squad and probably wouldn't have been so since 2012. Doesn't really have anything to do with the utter shit that Snrub came out with, though.

Martial looks like Baron Samedi.