Ronaldo

Pretty much any other CB in the PL gets to that ball first. He's just far too slow at this level. No doubt next time the teams sits deep and we only lose 1-0 to a decent side this thread will be full of empty plaudits again, mind.

Stupid decision. He nearly gives one away every game with his horrendous lack of pace, mind and it was only ever a matter of time.

He's not good enough on the ball to be a modern day full back. True. But he's generally not going to give soft goals away either.

Writing on the wall now.

Yeah, Tiote's shit and a liability. 2015.

Strange comment. He's at LB in a side who've played most of the game in their opponents half. Been passed to 3 times.

Good start.

Frank Butcher's car lot.

Disagree, if they win they make it the first time ever either team has won 6 in a row. We've got all to lose. Sarcasm, surely?

As Dave said I don't understand the nervousness. We've got very little if anything to lose.

We used to win these fixtures at a canter when we treat them like just another game against Charlton Athletic, for example. Letting the unwashed bring the 'most important day of the season' mentality all by themselves. Thing is, we mostly had a genuinely good (and far superior) team back then.

Repugnant.

Only if they're dirty.

The exclamation marks all the time have got to stop, man. Just so needless.

Not a chance in MYM quicker than Mbemba, like. Absurd statement to be honest.

Did Hodgson say that? I thought I heard him say something about the next WC being the probable end.

It's nonsense. Most fans don't say that. Too many of them do, mind.

Another from TT's hidden folder collection.

I need to avoid this thread, like. It's one big utterly thick hornet's nest.

A bit like your tedious praise of your namesake.

Anita's so small he'd look cute beating an old woman to death.

Stick some wings in there as well man. 6 of them, 6 wings? Fairy.

Cisse by default.

Looks much better this season.

A left back would be nice but we need someone to partner and bring on Mbemba or we'll ruin him.