Ronaldo

Can't even think which game that was? West Brom away.

He drives the side forward again and again and makes things happen in the final third. I can live with the fact he's shit defensively. It's a lot harder to accept that our defenders are shit defensively.

Ronaldo called it. That'd be funny if people weren't saying the central defence was sorted after we only lost 1-0 to Arsenal. That'd be funny if our central defence would have been at fault for their goals. Remind me who our best player is again, Coloccini or Tiote?

Ronaldo called it. That'd be funny if people weren't saying the central defence was sorted after we only lost 1-0 to Arsenal.

Give over man. He was lazy as f*** on the goal we conceded but has been brilliant otherwise. You idiot.

More laziness from Sissoko.

2012 requests its post back.

Modest as ever. Come on, man.

he doesnt track his mans tho!!!

I called it. Best midfielder we've had since Bobby's time.

Fuck off man. Sissoko let their full back have a totally free run - he was at fault for that goal without doubt. Aye, whatever.

Look at the state of the two CBs there, man. We're an absolute joke.

Gini's fucking brilliant.

What a ball that was.

Shithouse cunt.

What happened there like? We should rehabilitate Peter's rep. Forgive the dreadful grammar.

Yeah he went totally out of his way for my granddad when he was recovering from illness, too.

What the fuck was Tim Howard doing for Rooney's goal? Ironically that looked like an American TV show's depiction of the game.

He's from my village and I heard he treat Gary Speed like shit. Beyond that I don't know much about him. RIP.

5/7-a-side. You're right, though, it's not very nice of him.

Beardsley's a good bloke in his own way but the stuff that comes out of his mouth is abhorrent, obviously.

I was thinking the exact same thing. To be fair he seems to have been scoring at least 1 a game for the last 6 weeks.

Best player I think I'll ever see in the shirt. Still takes the piss out of lads less than half his age on a regular basis.

Rooney in his prime isn't face to lace Shearer's boots even after that injury at Goodison. Prime Wayne Rooney isn't fit to lace the boots of the Shearer who played under Gullit, Bobby, Souness and Roeder? Obviously not even you are stupid enough to genuinely believe that, so I'll leave it there.