Ronaldo

Aye. He's the Sam Jackson to Frank Lampard's Bruce Willis.

Hahaha. Look at state of that.

Same every time, though. Whenever an English team underachieves in the CL it's because they play passively and at the wrong pace. LvG's a pathetic appointment, really.

Is this page of the thread an homage to the Portuguese or somat, like? Fair play to them, anyway. Except Mourinho and Deco.

Eh?

1-1 ffs. I wish Parky would just piss off. Klopp's a fucking legend, man. As if his favourite band is Genesis. If the club had taken a different trajectory 8 years ago he'd be our manager.

Stifler: Doctorate in being needlessly thick all of the time.

Same.

Yeah said Shawcross and Shelvey a couple of weeks back. They're exactly the sort of players we need and would be abundantly realistic if the club's ambition was any sort of reflection of its potential.

Reeks of when Pardew played 3 DMs in Jonas, Perch and Tiote against this lot at home and got absolutely battered.

What a game of football.

Would've been some goal.

Suarez broke Aymen big time there.

GNev not in charge yet? I really want him to do well for some reason.

Onto butchering Spanish now, Nees?

Moyes is very good but he'd take one look at our players and rightly run a mile. All wrong for his style.

Busy making his bed. Fuck I love Spain.

As much as I hate Mourinho I actually don't want him sacked because this shit is just too funny.

Bowyer said West Ham should've stuck with Allardyce in the summer because 'they wouldn't get relegated' under him.

High five.

He is, which makes it hilarious that he'd probably constitute an improvement.

Sharpest managerial minds indeed. Like the time he played 3 defensive midfielders at home to Liverpool and still lost 6-0.

Look at the fucking state of that. A 50-year-old man for fuck sake.

Not like Luke Edwards to get his facts wrong.