Ronaldo

Of course Elliot's terrible, man. He's an absolute liability.

Thing I'm at the stage now where the chance I'm giving him probably isn't going to extend beyond Sunday.

He's certainly not as good as Karelse or Perez. Never saw Caig play.

What would be the point? They'd just put him on full-time letter writing duty.

Quite amazing that you needed to type that, like.

We should look a better defensively with Dummett there.

I won't. He gets paid to defend and lead and he's utterly shit at both. I can only imagine the nonsense he said to Bird.

IMO you need 2 players that can do both. Not just one. Matic did it for awhile but couldn't maintain it. You need 2 proper CM's in this division. I really hate the idea of playing purely defensive midfielders. What you want is two players in there that bring different strengths to the table from an attacking and defensive perspective. Speed and Dyer was perfect.

I just remember folk saying this about Shearer when he was about 29. Great players find a way to reinvent themselves a bit and Rooney's struggling with that but he'll find his way eventually.

He's being played as a workhorse, man. Has been for far too long. In a more static role he'd still get lots of goals and make stuff happen.

I'd love to know how Harry Kane's better than Rooney, like. Rooney's out of form, obviously.

Horrible man. So glad Rooney took his record.

Are you OK, Palnese? Your tone's been pretty bleak lately. I'm undecided on the question.

Not sure I'd go along with that but it's perfectly understandable. The club's got cancer and seeing as much of it burn down as possible is preferable to seeing this nonsense go on season after season. Battling relegation, hiring stooges at every level, (generally shit) first team players bought as assets for short and medium-term profit and squad players barely fit for League One. Awful stuff.

Ha. I'd barely put that past this lot.

Owned.

They had nothing to play for and he was about to be sacked regardless, man.

Near-perfect English too. What a guy.

It's him.

Why's he seemingly going out of his way to look like a sex offender?

I really like this poster.

Didn't he say the squad he inherited from Pardew was good enough for the Champions League? Hope the fucking idiot meets his maker asap.

His ball-watching is a joke, like. All stems from him being painfully aware that he can't compete with the strength and mobility of PL strikers.

He shouldn't be singled out as such but his constant talk about the Champions League is fairly absurd given his performances in the PL.

Worsley? Just seen this. Yes sir. Glorious Worsley.