Ronaldo

He definitely isn't quick, like. He's obviously the other two.

He's a defender who's usually good at defending. End of discussion.

I thought it would be more than that, like. 6 seasons and we seem to concede 4 goals every time we play them.

He was sleeping for Montero's chance, mind, which should've been 1-1. Very impressive. Kaka why can't you ever just be realistic?

Cost something like £25M a few years back.

The fact he can effectively play as a 3rd CB when the ball's out wide on the other side helps us a lot. I'm glad he's back, we'll be much better for it.

Bit out of character, that. I think he may have realised this lot aren't the consummate professionals he's used to working with and need a bit of encouragement.

Surely not real?

I'd still say Aguero, but he's not far behind.

If De Bruyne had been fit all season City would've walked the league. Key to everything they do.

Don't remember him ruining games, like. He's no world beater but he's come from the Championship and looks the best CB at the club.

Aguero.

It's an 8 for me. I think 8 more points will keep us up but I look at that team and wonder where 2 wins and 2 draws will come from.

Says it all that we're infinitely more solid with 21 and 22 year olds at CB.

Well your stream's a minute ahead of mine. Gorgeous. Blatantly gonna do a Leicester and win the league next year.

The Rafa effect. He'll have had them rehearsing them till their necks were sore.

Fucking getin Moussa.

At least you do it for free. I'll let that go, given that your fake ITK helped pay for my holiday last year. Nice, which one was that? Poyet? Yeah, man. Cheers. I think I won £60 on it as well. They're going to score here. Few hundred for me. Betsafe and their daft odds.

At least you do it for free. I'll let that go, given that your fake ITK helped pay for my holiday last year. Nice, which one was that? Poyet? Yeah, man. Cheers.

We're so fucking terrible.

Gini's been terrible. Can barely remember a less deserved round of applause.

At least you do it for free. I'll let that go, given that your fake ITK helped pay for my holiday last year.

These commentators can't get owt right. Fucking disgusting that people get paid to be so misinformed.

Lascelles now has more PL goals than Williamson and 2 off Coloccini.

Cisse looks sharp.