Ronaldo

It's exactly this. We've had an absolute mountain of shit at CB going back to when Woodgate left. Since our current crop of favoured CBs made their debuts for us it's no coincidence there's never been any serious bids for any one of them, which is the only reason they're still here. An average 23-year-old defender frankly represents a very good option in our context.

He's 23. He's already being written off for the future despite him, as you say, already being a reasonable defender.

Rolando's an extremely talented player and already by far our best winger and Carroll scored 30 goals in the year before we sold him. Silly examples.

You're easier to amuse than the average viewer of Mrs Brown's Boys, Disco.

At 33 year old CB is better at reading the game than a 23 year old with less than a dozen appearances in that position. More ingenious TRon insight to follow.

Looking at the rest of Riviere's s*** career probably overwhelming dispels any number of minutes against the likes of York City. poor Riviere man. Still think he'll prove to be better than what he has shown so far. Aye, one (scuffed) league goal in an entire season. He can only prove to be better than that. Though he'll still be shit.

Looking at the rest of Riviere's shit career probably overwhelming dispels any number of minutes against the likes of York City.

I think we all know how drastically different his popularity would be on here if he wasn't a local lad from the academy. Fortunately I think he's won most of the sensible crew over as a solid defender with potential.

Could you not have just got one from eBay, like? Not that I can understand why you'd want one anyway.

Both are somewhere between poor and utterly shit. Only one of them has any talent whatsoever and it certainly isn't Alsoran.

Pre-season's been like one big blindfolded Chinese fire drill, like. Atrocious stuff, yet again.

Contrasts nicely with "Can yee put Jonas on?" I guess.

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The stupid bastard is obsessed with our players which only confirms he has no football knowledge or insight of his own. Bit rich given that you'd probably sign Colo yourself if you were a football manager. His weaknesses are Mike Williamson's fault, remember?

his batter became tiresome a few years ago tbh I'm laughing like a deranged lunatic at this.

Can't help thinking a few perceptions of Cabaye are being too heavily influenced by his last 3 months here. He's a very fine player but there's a reason he finds himself at Crystal Pace at almost 30.

Sure that wasn't written by that dim chubby lad who used to post on here?

I'd say you've been sniffing glue.

I'm worried about you, man. What is this garbage you keep coming out with?

I'm happy to give McClaren a chance but when we're talking about Williamson being much improved on the ball we really are clutching at some pretty short straws.

Janmaat in his black Audi in Ponteland after the game. Apparently him and de Jong are always in Fratelli.

I have absolutely no confidence in us to keep it tight at the back, which is where we'll drop points. Right back, for example, is the strongest position in the back 5. It has next to no cover and Janmaat isn't great defensively.

Well, I still prefer them.

I'm not sure the cunts lining their own pockets at Blackpool beat and rape women for a few giggles, like.

I was 8. I didn't cry. I did cry 18 months later when we lost at Wembley in the rain, mind.