Ronaldo

You should have.....never gone to Hollywood?

I don't know enough about Wijnaldum but it's been said he's very similar to de Jong who himself is a similar type of player to Perez. I don't think I'd ever have Perez as a main striker either way.

Well said.

When Martins put us 2-1 up in that game I nearly fainted from going mental in the stand. Pretty sure I whacked my ex gf inadvertently when Cuntenkrands made it safe.

Likes Pardew. He wouldn't give a shit if John Carver was manager man, he's just looking for a club in England so he can revive his stalling international career. So we're to believe he cares about his career so much that he'd play for a manager he doesn't rate for the second time? He likes Pardew and I couldn't care less. Shearer liked Souness. Very good players sometimes like utterly shit managers. Get over it.

Even 11 novices would surely try and park the bus after a while?! Bet they're just attention whores doing it on purpose. It amounts to 1 goal every 2 minutes, it's insane Even the most basic timewasting would have yielded a smaller score. http://youtu.be/nxykqi_Nu6A Must've been some sort of betting scam. No real defensive effort whatsoever.

He likes Pardew, wants to play regular football - ideally in the PL, basically needs the team to be built around him and probably likes the idea of living in London. It's a real shame his career has come to this.

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/ruud-van-nistelrooy-(iain-wallace)

It's an old picture anyway, that. He was pictured with a couple of family members in the spring and looked in great shape minus a completely fucked knee.

If he does really well at Cardiff (lol) we can bring him back, basically. If he doesn't, he's done.

Yep. I reckon AS is still good for more than 1 league goal a season, like. Even unable to run.

They've got Colback, to be fair.

It'll be BT now that I've ended my contract with them.

Yes, absurd.

Colback is a decent player, tbh, I'm sure I read on here somewhere that he'd make it to ever top 6 side, except the top 4 Colback's average, decent or whichever way you want to put it but that's an absurd statement

Krul isn't even his national team's no.1.

Do a Leeds etc.

They were on a football field with a ball, of course they had a chance. I'd be looking to sell as many as could be replaced with about 7 exceptions.

Application.

Guthrie had real talent, just no application or athleticism to accompany it.

It's amazing how much this gets said. It just isn't true. We didn't control games that season at all. We just scored goals at the right time, sat deep and kept it tight at the back. The Tiote-Cabaye partnership played a key part in keeping it tight at the back though. They were fantastic together, often against a midfield 3 too. Since when does "controlling the midfield" only refer to the offensive side of the game? It doesn't and nobody said it did. We weren't in 'control' of games. We were purely reactive the vast majority of the time and if we conceded the first goal we were fucking done for because of our reliance on nicking a goal against the run of play.

It's amazing how much this gets said. It just isn't true. We didn't control games that season at all. We just scored goals at the right time. sat deep and kept it tight at the back. ron is a relentless bellend but he's generally right, none more so than with this Fuck, Mojo. I thought we were alright. Still that NHS thing?

It's amazing how much this gets said. It just isn't true. We didn't control games that season at all. We just scored goals at the right time, sat deep and kept it tight at the back.