Ronaldo

I don't get it either. Even in a shit team that doesn't create chances he'll generally get you 1 in 2. If any player should be retained until he's physically no longer capable of playing in the PL it's Cisse. He's not going to fetch a high transfer tee or owt.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. A forward is, not necessarily Austin. A proven PL goalscorer is. I don't see an alternative. Doesn't have to be PL. What I mean is we have athrough the middle, gets on the end of stuff striker already. I can't see those two striking up a partnership so I'd rather, if we are buying another forward, buy one who maybe more rounded than Mitrovic, capable of playing the supporting striker etc. It does have to be the PL. We're not in a position to pay big bucks for a proven goalscorer from elsewhere who could easily turn out to be another Soldado.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. A forward is, not necessarily Austin. A proven PL goalscorer is. I don't see an alternative.

there's currently three ahead of Williamson though, if cisses sold Austin is pretty much essential. Yep. You could argue there's 4 ahead of Williamson, too.

Taken about 3 years for the "Everton, hard to break down" garbage to finally be disproven. We are incredibly easy to score against. Not under Moyes you weren't.

Bang.

He'd have lasted about an hour here by the sounds of it.

PvA hasn't improved one bit since leaving us 5 years ago, like. Wonder what the fuck happened there.

A destitute man's Bellamy.

Perez isn't that quick, mind. Certainly not on the same scale as Aarons and Sissoko.

Thank fuck the PL is back. Brilliant game.

Mourinho looks angry and vengeful.

Max Gradel could play for Chelsea? Right.

I think virtually all managers dislike the format of the Europa League. I can't blame them too much.

That's fairly similar to a story I once heard about him at the golf club. Bloke needs to sort his attitude out or his Mrs will be off cheating again.

Harper's well known for taking himself waaay too seriously. The elbow drop notwithstanding.

What I think he's trying to articulate that Koeman has injured himself and won't make it up here.

Cuntenkrands' goals didn't save us from relegation twice.

Offcisse? That's bloody useless.

Barton 'cares' because faux intensity is the only thing he has in his locker to resemble a PL midfielder. He's as weak as cardboard and about as athletic as a table and 4 chairs. Shit player, no thanks.

The average age of our 3 favoured CBs is 31.

Did this really happen? I doubt it considering Ryder gave him at least an 8 for his performance against Chelsea.

Aye mate, you're the only one with more than half a brain, McClaren and everyone else is clueless. Well, I stand by my opinion. It's based on 3 years of poor performances. I hope I'm wrong. I'm not, but we'll see.

I think not. Even Mick knows the score, and he's been a pretty vocal supporter of Colo on here.