Ronaldo

Yep.

You cried when Cole was sold? I thought you were waaay older than that.

Fantastic going forward is a bit of a stretch, mind. He's got talent going forward that could develop into something effective. Defensively he's not up to it yet.

I wonder if him and Dummett could play together? Probably the best we can put out.

I don't even know what that is? I certainly don't get any notifications or owt about that waste of space.

Only Ian would consider 3 years as recent in this context.

We need 2 CBs in or this is going to be a shit season, like.

If he wasn't a few weeks back he'll certainly now be aware of how shit our fringe players (and some of the first Xl) are.

Can't expect any class from a paper that wanted Ed Miliband to be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Playing golf on Sky Sports 4. He's a really good player, actually. Well impressed.

£500 for footage of a football match for fuck sake. Ludicrous.

I thought Lascelles was meant to be quite pacy? That was Williamson-esque.

Reminds me of Pro-Evo. Shegar and Bellasy up front.

We can have all the attacking talent in the world but it won't necessarily translate to points with the likes of Williamson, Taylor and Coloccini at CB.

Yep. I can't stand him on MotD but outside of that it's impossible not to love him.

Come on. Going back to school at 35 isn't easy for millionaire? Of course it is.

Mojo used to be a bit of a supporter of Tiote, too. It should be painfully obvious to everyone now how incapable he is of playing effective PL football.

Aaron Hughes was absolutely not very good/excellent for us, like. When he was RB for us during Bobby's time he was regularly the weakest link on the field. Pretty solid CB in general, mind and shouldn't have been sold given the crap that ended up playing instead in the coming seasons.

7 goals for them. 3 in that game against us. One of the strangest games of football I've ever seen, mind. Something fishy going on re. player bonuses for sure.

Absolute parody. Beyond a joke, the whole thing.

Kieron Dyer?

You agree with me all the time man, Ian. You just struggle to admit it.

This is an absolutely atrocious post, by the way. Nicky Butt better than Carrick ffs.

It's probably more to do with the fact that nobody else wants them.

The latter, yes. But if that's the criteria every CB in the Championship is viable.