Ronaldo

Nah. Both contributed immensely to our attacking play. Robert was magic. He had pace, he could dribble, he struck a ball like no other player I've seen in black and white, and from around 20 yards out he was absolutely lethal. Very little to separate him and Bellamy for us. Pretty telling that Robert got more PL goals for us, mind.

It was stupid for him to have his arm out like that, mind. I like him. The only thing I worry about is his tendency to be physically bullied and subsequently panic under pressure.

Fat?

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism. Small? He's 6"2. Used to see him out all the time when I had the misfortune of living in Boro. He's my height. 6' or just over.

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert. Robert wasn't even the best player in Sir Bobby's team. He was by the time Bobby left.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert.

What a fucking preposterous analogy this is.

What the fuck are Swansea up to?

I meant Albert.

Those of us old enough to remember when being in and out of the relegation zone wasn't acceptable saw a better one, like.

How the fuck does a goalkeeper give you 'a reaction' in training anyway?

Decent at Wolves? He was fucking deplorable at Wolves, man.

They will. He probably won't score enough, though.

Dummett our fastest player again?

What the fuck is this?

QPR aren't getting promoted and they're losing him in the summer so it makes sense to take whatever anyone will offer within reason.

Who knew a good attacking midfielder would act like one?

SdJ, not SDJ.

For a shoulder barge?

I guess I'm past caring what we spend. If we loan him and he does well (which he probably will) he'll be off to West Ham or wherever in the summer.

Why would that worry you? You paying his wages or what?

Like any non-physically imposing creative player we buy if they don't win games single handedly from the off they're done for because the fans will turn quickly and it'll become pointless keeping them. This is exactly it.