Ronaldo

Carlo has only one idea how to play Not at Chelsea or Milan he didn't. Can't really talk about his time at PSG because I'd rather watch League One than Ligue 1.

Final's going to be fucking atrocious now. What a terrible season for Real.

El Clasico has hardly been an exciting watch for a long time Disagree.

Italians, man. Watching paint dry at times. I think I'll give the final a miss if Juve are in it.

Brett should know better.

He must be around 15 now.

Yep. Carver's only win while on the touchline in place of Pards.

'Easily' is overstating it. How many Premier League owners have effectively bought their clubs solely to steal money from it during the past 23 years?

As good as Colback's against Spurs?

The roar probably had something to do with the fact that his goals have likely kept us up for the second time in 3 season. Not to mention the fact we only tend to win with him on the pitch. Anyway, Love: Cisee Like: Dummett, Perez, de Jong, Cabella Dislike: Williamson, Coloccini, Taylor, Raylor, Riviere, Overran, Alsoran Meh: The rest

Based on what?

Pulis is a far better manager.

It's tragic.

He's quite right, though. The Chelsea fans have had a wealth of great players, great personalities and great managers to support over the last 12 years. And they're still the shittest fans around.

Well, I did. Remember that next time you trot into the ground thinking it makes no difference.

Are you blind, Heza? I included the TV revenue.

If I'm not mistaken the closest Ashley has come to selling occurred while we were in the Championship.

Our annual turnover is £130m - a massive piece of that 'mag-pie' comes from matchday/TV revenue created entirely by fans attending. That's what we should be concerned with. Not zero-hour contracts.

Bit of a stretch to blame Britain when the real issue with Ashley is the fact our own fans are too spineless to stop giving him money.

I think QPR are going down.

Even with him playing deep? That's the main reason he's got fewer. LVG's used him to do the work for the players around him.

It sounds cruel but there's something wrong when Harry Kane is getting more PL goals than Sergio Aguero, so I'm supremely glad that isn't going to be the case.

I said that last week. I still think if both sides even remotely show up we'll lose, mind.

And the fact there's a reason Jonas has 6 goals in about 150 Premier League games. When it comes to kicking a football he's not very good.

Medical.