Ronaldo

If West Ham get Rafa and we're stuck with Carver I'm going to quit football.

Carroll singing?

Pav wasn't really a good kicker. Steve Harper (before he became a perennial reserve) was very good. As far as keepers go, Mike Hooper was the best kicker of a ball I've ever seen. Poor at everything else but I vividly remember him almost scoring twice from his own box and actually forcing a fairly decent save from a goal kick against Luton.

Exactly, imagine leaving a nice club like Sociedad and a life in the north of Spain for our putrid circus. I think I'd instantly lose a lot of respect for him.

Who you kidding man? Our lot are hardly like to bump into him while he does his weekly shop, are they? Plus, they'd just ask for a wave and an autograph anyway.

Drop Krul for who?

If Rotherham can be docked 3 points because a of a date on a piece of paper..... Anyway, it's irrelevant. As I've said, if we can't get to 39 points we don't deserve to be in this league.

Given had the same weaknesses throughout most of his time here. His kicking was initially poor but he sorted it and he was never imposing or commanding in the box. His shotstopping certainly never went to shit like Krul's has.

If and when Sunderland get dicked at Arsenal they'll probably rise to at least 15/2. Already got £260 riding on us to drop. No harm in placing an extra tenner.

Can't help thinking if we can't accumulate 4 points out of the last 33 available we simply do not deserve to stay up. Staying up would be an injustice to (an admittedly shit) Hull who've been grafting for 10 months to retain PL status.

Seems off they'd be able to keep those points, mind.

The retarded local journo in desperate need of a colossal kicking called him 'one of Europe's top keepers' just weeks ago. Krul probably believes it.

Think it was more like 18 in West London today with not much cloud cover. It's an absolutely fucking preposterous thing to say, either way.

Krul had little chance with the shot but he's largely to blame for both goals. Coward of a goalkeeper.

No, he's exactly right, for the third week running.

Irony. Some places just create/entertain far more c***s than others. I know that doesn't fit in with your marginally postpubescent 'children of the earth' ideology. The irony of this. Meaning what exactly? If you genuinely believe some sets of fans aren't somewhat prone to this nonsense you've evidently spent too much of your life with one eye closed.

Not to mention the fact he 'shouldn't even have to go into that dressing room'.

Colback's goals and assists contribution comes to 10. That's more than Sissoko, Abeid, de Jong, Anita, Raylor and Tiote combined. I don't particularly like him but when you start apportioning blame there are plenty of players ahead of him.

Irony. Some places just create/entertain far more cunts than others. I know that doesn't fit in with your marginally postpubescent 'children of the earth' ideology.

The type who'll be on the dole in about 8 years.

Depends what you're watching but it isn't Tyler on Sky.

Martin Tyler?

Gerrard.

'Men' who sleep on each other's kitchen floors and look up to Tony Bellew. Enough said.

That must be why he signed no players in 2 consecutive transfer windows following a 16th place finish. He doesn't give a shit, man.