Ronaldo

That isn't real, surely?

We've got some fucking cartoon characters on this forum, like.

Which squads? He's won stuff at every club he's been at since Tenerife.

Rafa used it to win stuff, though.

Tempted to print a copy of that picture and burn it.

Robert was very hard working in an attacking sense.

Well, Alan Smith instead, really. Cacapa was always going to be signed that Summer as Allardyce had been after him for a while. Edmilson was pretty finished in 2007, to be fair. Obviously would've been far better than Smudge, mind.

Ignore Cronky for God's sake. He's demented.

We wouldn't look like a gaggle of absolute f***ing retards on the pitch, I'll say that much for him. Football would be pretty bog-standard 4-4-2/4-5-1, Bradley's old school. Intelligent coach, soft-spoken but highly respected by his players. Great ass on him, 6/10, would bang. Fucking disciplined bunch too. We'd defend and play like it was actually an important match. Bradley teams never hid man - never. And softies were usually booted the fuck out. That would be our shitty captain gone, at least. Remy Cabella too, unfortunately.

He'll be at West Ham/West Brom/Swansea within two years. He's not that good. He's scored 7 league goals this season. Jack Colback's got 4 ffs. tad hyperbolic Obviously that's ridiculous, like. He's not Wayne Rooney but he's certainly not Scott Sinclair either.

Rooney was 18, Sterling is 20.

They're all fucking stealing a living, man. Including Shearer who's actually paid to show a bit of integrity but puts country club harmony before that and loyalty to his team.

For one, I don't think anyone on here rates Colback higher than your standard decent PL midfielder, so as per usual he's exaggerating about any relevant perception of him being 'great'. Secondly, when you've got a defence who don't contribute to goals, wingers/CMs who barely contribute at best, not to mention forwards like Riviere getting games, a midfielder who's played a big part in 10 or so probably deserves far less criticism than most.

But look at his assists and goals. Doesn't matter if he goes missing for 85 mins during the game the stats tell us what a great job he's doing according to some. He didn't play well yesterday. But being totally dismissive of his 10 goals+assists is strange. Of course goals and assists matter. You're responding to someone who rates Cheick '1 goal' Tiote. Don't bother.

October I think.

Hull have to win against a pretty boring, primarily reactive LvG team. If there's 'hope' to be had, it's right there.

Bit like saying muslamic ray guns are shit, then.

Congrats, VI. I said it t'other week but Barca deserve the title this year. Been brilliant in the second half of the season especially.

On the other hand I'll be able to watch Spanish football without having to see Casillas making mistakes every game and blaming his defenders for them. Every cloud.

Mate, if we're relying on Hull City not getting to 37 points we don't deserve to be anywhere near the Premier League. Well yeah but it is what it is and Id rather not get relegated and its lookin only way that won't happen is if hull don't win You wouldn't be getting relegated, though. A detestable, shambolic, putrid façade of a football club would be.

You'd think there would be, like. The Dutch no.1 spot is very much there for the taking.

Mate, if we're relying on Hull City not getting to 37 points we don't deserve to be anywhere near the Premier League.

With his experience, he should be a long way past needing coaching to kick a ball and dive for it.

As if Valdes is a no.2 keeper, ffs.

I never said owt about typical scousers.