Ronaldo

He wasn't so bad when he was here! His days are numbered now though. He was here 4 years and at most had 5 good months as a RM - with Andy Carroll to aim for.

Martinez has nearly turned Everton into Wigan.

I'll never get why anyone would love him. Shit off the pitch and on it.

Farrington was the only NE journo to genuinely criticise Pardew before this season. Don't mind him.

He's a tidy footballer technically. He's just not got the physicality to grab a hold of games or the ability to change them. Not suited to a proper league, basically.

But we don't need new players, do we, John? Hope he drinks himself silly down Wylam tonight and wanders into the Tyne.

The pair of them are an abject disgrace, like.

Think of him as an average player in France who was never going to succeed in England.

Thanks for letting us know.

I've really enjoyed it.

When he eventually gets a game for England people will see what's what. Just an average/decent player.

Parma were my second team 15 years ago. Pay no attention to that craphouse league now. Really sad for them, though.

Our goals coming from Gosling, Jonas, Carroll and Ba. Pathetic record.

Gary Speed told him not to do the interview.

Colback suspended. Just means Anita stays in the side.

Only you could pull off a post like that with smiley face, mate.

Our strongest 11 is still average at best.

Wasn't Ryder who wrote that, was it?

Which is why Burnley and Stoke have taken points there this season.

Not quite.

Coloccini.

Over Colo's head and onto Dzeko's chest.

Let's have 9.

Willo isn't very good.

Everton will get their act together and finish 11th. Martinez sacked.