Ronaldo

They do that every night without revealing the source is a dartboard.

You're fucking going mad, Yorkie.

Grow 6 inches after 17? Are we hoping he has Acromegaly, like?

Did that clear it up for you then?

Swinton? 5 minutes from where I live. Had no idea he was from round there.

What's the deal with him Ronnie? Any insight? Not one single bit, mate.

Wouldn't appear to be braindead, either.

Is this lies?

Dyer and Bramble can hardly be categorised with Nile Ranger, like.

It's incredible how much rubbish these French arseholes write, like. Alnwick emerging and Keegan and Hughton were unpopular with fans.

Why's this Shepherd stuff being rehashed?

Milner and Navas as wide players for a team chasing the league. Pathetic. Players who should be on Liverpool's bench, at best.

What's Alan Cumming doing there?

City aren't half capable of crap performances, like. Milner and Fernando just awful.

He has well-schooled, tidy technical ability. To call it great, thought, is absurd.

Left for where? The only contracted senior players who left that summer were the ones going for decent to high transfer fees. No club wanted him or his wages.

Stayed with us when relegated? He was being paid more than twice what any other club in world football would've offered him. As if he had any choice whatsoever.

He called the club?

He would have got slaughtered if he hadn't attempted a challenge and nobody else was going to. You're just as biased as anybody when it comes to Coloccini, just the other way around and it's equally as boring but that'll not sink in. I just expect a captain and senior CB to consistently act like both. For some reason you don't.

He could quite blatantly head the ball into his own net on purpose and you/AndyMc/Paully would still try to construct a defence for him. Boring as fuck.

It's comical how many goals we concede where Colo's in any conceivable position but the one you'd expect from a CB, like.

That depends if you think rarely trying anything remotely ambitious on the field constitutes hiding.

You can't play two out of the three - him, Anita and Tiote. One needs to be persevered with, one benched and the other sold.

I can't think of too many players in our squad who shouldn't be starting ahead of Alsoran.

He is captain now, due to being the most senior player. End of story. I think it's more due to the fact he's too much of a coward to criticise those above him.