Ronaldo

He is captain now, due to being the most senior player. End of story. I think it's more due to the fact he's too much of a coward to criticise those above him.

We deserved a penalty, no fool can argue any other way. Plenty of fools will argue we deserved something out of the game, too. And the Chelsea/Leicester/Burnley games.

Slowly becoming as bad at defending as he is at leading the team.

So until we appoint a manager we just don't discuss any talking points within our games? I agree with the sentiment like, we definitely don't deserve anything if we continue with that creep on the touchline. I'm not saying don't discuss, just don't let it get you down.

He goes down holding his foot every time he strikes the ball.

He'll be down the Black Bull in Wylam later tonight. Arsehole.

As much as you're obviously a decent lad and a good poster I've got more sympathy for Gary Glitter.

Who cares, man? We deserved fuck all from that game. We deserve nowt from any game till we appoint a proper manager.

Blatantly going to be an utterly abysmal pundit, too.

He was smashing going forward tonight, mind. Still don't know why he was identified as a defender other than for his ability at carrying the ball from deep.

All of the pairings are shit. That's what happens when you don't spend money.

Mourinho says he deserves it though. And he hugged him.

Haidara's looked really good going forward.

Pardew'll never get that job, thankfully.

There are women in low security prisons with legitimately more testosterone than Coloccini. Such a weakling.

Fraser Forster's an accident waiting to happen, btw. Koeman and his players deserve massive credit for protecting him so well so far this season.

Fed up of wanting us to lose now. Club's a fucking abject disgrace.

This bullshit wasn't remotely funny 6 months ago, mate.

Every decent striker in the league has done that at some point.

So does Keegan.

The club have never really used results to justify appointments, like.

Why not? As has been said, it's refreshing to hear someone offering vaguely coherent criticism of a manager doing a poor job.

Douglas is a poor writer. A step up from the window licker, mind, but that isn't saying much.

Yeah, it's not a ideal game for a manager to start, like.

Took the words from me.