Ronaldo

He may have been Pardewed but it was clear from his debut he was never an orthodox winger. Never had the ability with the ball at his feet.

We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Not really. It was his job to make things happen and he didn't. Mainly because his crossing, passing and general striking of a ball resembled that of Amdy Faye in Timberland boots. Like Gouffran, he ended up at Newcastle United because he cost peanuts and stayed in the side because he grafted and was respectful of management while never performing as an attacking player should.

People only dislike him because of his brother. No, it's because he's shit.

The fans got exactly what they deserve today, too. Thick spineless arseholes.

But but but Golfmag says he has his hands tied.

Gouffran and Sammy are a disgrace to the shirt.

Sissoko'll be off to Manchester or London first chance he gets, man.

Of course he doesn't deserve the shirt.

Sorry but given the quality of some of the strikers we've had in the team since 2008, Jonas' amount of assists is absolutely pitiful.

You're joking aren't you?

0-1 down until injury time when Saylor equalises after a blatant foul on keeper. Colback makes it 2-1 with the last kick of the game and runs over towards the Sunderland fans, kissing the badge.

Taylor's twice the athlete and footballer Williamson is. He's just brainless.

I'm not sure even Pardew is that stupid. He isn't. It'll be Taylor.

POTY.

Yeah he was everywhere. All of his best games come when we sit really deep, mind.

Shame it isn't another United who play in white.

Drawn by a talented 6-year-old in Cambodia. Abysmal.

He'll play instead of Taylor because of their 'fret in the air'. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Didn't they same about Ronaldo when he first came to Man Utd? #cluthcingatstraws When Ronaldo was 18. Cabella is 24 Ronaldo looked very good from the off, too.

He's athletic, like. Doesn't do much good without intelligence, awareness and genuine appetite and aptitude to score goals.

I just checked my SkyBet account and unexpectedly found £116 from the weekend. Though I'd had City to draw, but apparently not. Might put it all on the Mackems.

I don't believe Riviere was bought to play up top in a two. I think the plan was always to play Siem off a striker.

2.5 games. He's an awful keeper mind. I live near to Whitley Park and often have a walk along to watch the U21s and I've never been impressed with him. He's well short of what's required to be a Premier League goalkeeper. It's nothing to do with age or experience he simply isn't good enough. In a decade he'll still be youngish for a keeper. At least another third of his life before he enters his prime and he's being written off. It's brainless. Yes he's obviously extremely poor right now, and he will either improve to Football League level or PL level with experience - which is what keeping is all about. None of us have any real basis to make that judgment right now.

Moore wasn't that bad, either. Moore was ok, he was just a massive piss head I remember him taking his shirt off at the end of a game under Roeder to reveal a slim/skinny body but with about as much abdominal definition as Peter Griffin. I gained some respect and even affection for him in that moment.