Ronaldo

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme.

Aye but he's a geordie so that's all that matters Thankfully nobody's saying that. Even on the semi-hijacked polls only 1% want him in charge. He'll walk, or get pushed, before the season's done.

Let the hilarious negativity begin.

Nah. 31-year-old Willo, 33-year-old Colo and inexperienced LB Dummett is all we need.

I like Gignac. He reminds me of Cognac.

If John Terry was remotely likeable as a person no sane person would hold that view. No defender in the history of the PL reads situations, attacks, ball flight etc as well as Terry.

I agree. And on the pitch Woodgate was an Intelligent defender. Read the game very well. Certainly as well if not better than peak Colo. Perhaps as well as Colo. Never as good as John Terry, though. Miles apart.

He wasn't really in the public eye, though. Not until Pards pissed off.

Tell her to add the bint.

Thank God I forgot to place bets today. Bookies' paradise.

This would be an utterly absurd post at the best of times, let alone when it relates to players like Coloccini, Tiote and Williamson

A famous cup-shock victory? Get fucked.

Less than a year off 30 and still hasn't had a good, full season as a professional footballer.

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Is this a joke? Take away his goals and we'd be close to bottom of the league. If we're relying on Perez for the rest of the season we'll probably go down.

Yeah agree with that. Enrique over OB every time for me. At his best, Bernard was brilliant going forward and very strong defensively. Jose's never looked brilliant going forward in the PL.

He often played great, yeah. In terms of decline there are bigger reasons than being unlucky with injuries.

Bernard 2003.

Horrible little cunt Emre is.

Carroll and Kuqi.

Maybe his agent's putting stuff out there.

Surely he can't be signing for WBA?

Stop getting NUFC wrong!

He does. Or did.

About the same. Colo definitely is more of a threat from set pieces but I can remember umpteen times when Woodgate was just an absolute collosus. That good that Madrid swooped straight in for him. This is where we'll disagree. Has Colo ever scored directly from a set piece? Woodgate not much of a threat either, mind.