Ronaldo

Identifying it as a first generally indicates there is a second.

Cisse is as much as technical player as Cabella's a battering ram.

Rooney's a fucking God.

He's the definition of awkward.

I'm tempted to respond, but I won't.

We can go on and on about shit managers using him incorrectly and 'ostracizing' him but the better managers want absolutely nowt to do with him.

He's managed to get spectacularly worse, like.

Ridiculous that Cahill wasn't sent off yesterday. Cheating bastards.

Say it again, and again, i'm not sure if you really mean it, dude. I do. He's a right winger and nowt else. I agree that his best position is as a right forward/winger. Even though the best spell he's had in his career was as a no10. Only for a short while though. Not in a real league it wasn't. I know that sounds obnoxious as fuck but I couldn't think of another way to put it.

I don't think there are any plans for Chelsea to get a new stadium. They can barely fill Stamford Bridge. Either way. Liverpool will be 'bigger' than Chelsea for decades to come.

Say it again, and again, i'm not sure if you really mean it, dude. I do. He's a right winger and nowt else.

Find me a 21-year-old keeper with 1 start in professional football who is. It's like saying water isn't wine.

Lee and Shearer got pelters from a City Hall audience in August 2001 because of what David Beckham did in June 1998? Forgive me if I don't believe a word of that shit.

No.10 ffs. He's bloody useless in that position.

Quinn's a fucking disgrace, like.

Colo and Gouffran at fault.

Man City look terrified.

If anyone can accurately judge the fitness levels of an elite athlete it's Lee Ryder, like.

What is this?

It was bullshit.

He looks like he's ready to walk out, and I've no idea why or what he's going on about.

Mourinho telling even his CBs to dive (against Hull City) now. Wanker.

Antiscore is brilliant, like.

Lampard level with Thierry Henry now.

We 'can challenge' for top 8 for Christ's sake.