Ronaldo

It's comical how many goals we concede where Colo's in any conceivable position but the one you'd expect from a CB, like.

That depends if you think rarely trying anything remotely ambitious on the field constitutes hiding.

You can't play two out of the three - him, Anita and Tiote. One needs to be persevered with, one benched and the other sold.

I can't think of too many players in our squad who shouldn't be starting ahead of Alsoran.

He is captain now, due to being the most senior player. End of story. I think it's more due to the fact he's too much of a coward to criticise those above him.

We deserved a penalty, no fool can argue any other way. Plenty of fools will argue we deserved something out of the game, too. And the Chelsea/Leicester/Burnley games.

Slowly becoming as bad at defending as he is at leading the team.

So until we appoint a manager we just don't discuss any talking points within our games? I agree with the sentiment like, we definitely don't deserve anything if we continue with that creep on the touchline. I'm not saying don't discuss, just don't let it get you down.

He goes down holding his foot every time he strikes the ball.

He'll be down the Black Bull in Wylam later tonight. Arsehole.

As much as you're obviously a decent lad and a good poster I've got more sympathy for Gary Glitter.

Who cares, man? We deserved fuck all from that game. We deserve nowt from any game till we appoint a proper manager.

Blatantly going to be an utterly abysmal pundit, too.

He was smashing going forward tonight, mind. Still don't know why he was identified as a defender other than for his ability at carrying the ball from deep.

All of the pairings are shit. That's what happens when you don't spend money.

Mourinho says he deserves it though. And he hugged him.

Haidara's looked really good going forward.

Pardew'll never get that job, thankfully.

There are women in low security prisons with legitimately more testosterone than Coloccini. Such a weakling.

Fraser Forster's an accident waiting to happen, btw. Koeman and his players deserve massive credit for protecting him so well so far this season.

Fed up of wanting us to lose now. Club's a fucking abject disgrace.

This bullshit wasn't remotely funny 6 months ago, mate.

Every decent striker in the league has done that at some point.

So does Keegan.

The club have never really used results to justify appointments, like.