Ronaldo

As if those two are in the same league, man.

All of the quality Dutch managers and it's that one who has to be linked.

The entire coaching staff has been disgraceful for the best part of a decade.

Probably have to give then 30 if Tiotes involved, he's turbo shit. That was the joke, like.

That Blyth keeper looks almost as bad as Alnwick.

Can't we just give them Tiote and £25m instead?

I can't believe how desperate the pair of you are, man.

Weird isn't it? For a start the two surrenders at Brighton were much worse than today if we're talking about cup exits. It's not one bit weird. The typical SJP supahfans have been clinging to the false concept of stability for some time now. It's gone and they've now got no means of supressing our inadequacies.

Ketsbaia and Ashley could never work. Waste of time even considering it.

Ugh. Waste of rag space.

The good thing is, even if he does get the job permanently (which I doubt he will) he won't keep it for long. Unlike Pardew he doesn't even possess the nous to pretend to be a manager.

Didn't help that Bruce was playing him centrally, where he's awful.

I'd be surprised if he isn't. Goalkeeping takes experience. Moreso than any other position. Without it you're going to be shit unless you have crazy talent.

From an outsider's perspective he's had 4 months of consistently good football in over 5 years.

I'm not 100% there yet, I'm genuinely concerned that Carver is in the running, especially with a few coming out already in support of the oldest Charva in town. It'd be a disaster just keeping him to the end of the season IMHO. However the main fuckstain is gone and I actually feel something for the club again! Yeah. I was able to go to a game yesterday for the first time in close to 2 years, which was nice for 45 minutes. I won't be going again with Carver 'managing' though. Disgusting incompetent bastard that he is.

There's no way Moyes was going there without being assured he'd be able to bring in his own players at least some of the time.

From our joke of a club to Hull City to some nondescript outfit in the bottom half of Ligue 1. Talk about waste of talent.

Yet you don't even feel capable to break that one post down. Dissecting your worthless posts is a pointless task. I've never spoke of Dummett being anything other than good defensively with deficiencies on the ball. As for Coloccini, the only people remaining in his corner are his ludicrous fan club on here.

More goals in 4 days than Tiote in 4.5 years. Apparently the pink champagne drinking gangsta is the better footballer, though.

Fair play to TRon. Nobody else manages to get quite so much shit into one post.

Shearer would never be number 2 long term. I'd rather have someone with footballing nous coaching with KK.

We need a keeper in ASAP, like.

Carver trying to play the Geordie card. Miles away from being a PL footballer.

'They call me Mr Glass.' My sympathy for his injury issues ran out 4 years ago, mind.