Ronaldo

No. Not when he's out of position where he's making a lot of unnatural twists, turns and bursts.

Poor Raylor. Writing was one the wall when the teamsheet came out, mind. Alsoran for Christ's sake.

This fixture is the absolute fucking worst.

Still only letting me have £2.50 on these, bastards. I wonder why that is? (Serious, btw)

Mental isn't it. Ryan Taylor is a winger ffs - get him on the wing running at players.

Ryan Taylor in midfield. Give me strength.

SkyBet have 4/1 for City, Chelsea and Everton (again) lads. Worth £20.

It wouldn't be long enough to be entertaining like. Scott Belshaw v Lee Webb job.

Baaaa, love you too Ronny. There are exceptions.

Aye. I'm not sure I'd have the courage to confront 'Wallsendmag'.

The onus of proof is on the one who makes the assertion, actually. I'd say you're probably far better off picking on someone your own size and mediocrity, mind.

I'd say it's far more cowardly to criticise Pardew and Ashley on here then give them your money like a little bitch anyway.

Yeah. I'm intimidated by 'men' who are routinely conned by Mike Ashley and Alan Pardew.

He said decent places, not utter toilets surrounded by sheep and vermin.

The internet.

England don't have a game of note to play 'til June 2016. Hopefully he'll be fit a 3-4 months before that. Yep. Exactly this.

Who?

City are slime but anything that stops Mourinho winning stuff is fine by me.

Who would go the effort of making that?

And this, obvs.

I can never read the word without wanting to order a Chinese immediately.

As if I, or anyone else, reads the programme notes, man.

I'll let someone else find it but he definitely said that the players were behind Pardew 100% during the peak of the criticism 7 weeks or so back. I don't remember him saying he wanted to leave last November, either.

Well, obviously. The theory about Coloccini playing badly in connection with being massively angry at Pardew fails, though. He couldn't have been that perturbed if he was publically defending him and going against the fans that were singing Jonas' name.