Ronaldo

Raylor's hopeless, man. Awful defender, midfielder and winger who strikes a ball well. If he didn't have that in his locker he'd be playing non-league.

He did, but only when he was absolutely physically spent in the latter stages of games in his last 3 seasons. Gerrard does it all the time now.

True, mind. Not even a shadow of the player he was 4 years back.

I'm sure not even your average doctor could ascertain an injury through watching him walk round an airport, like.

Man, you need help.

Please god no. There's no chance. It would cost money. Surely that channel's independent of AFC?

He looks unsuited to PL football because he has stubble?

And some cunt in a Volvo is pulling out in front.

Except the majority of the goals he's scored have come in the cup and Europe where he you know starts games. I don't, actually. Don't you think his return is 'not bad'?

10 goals for Kane this season. Not bad considering he's been on the bench most of the time.

Yep, like Jedinak.

Ha. Getin! Correct football again, no doubt.

Lambert won the Champions League with Dortmund and I'd say Ferguson was top class as well, just injured a lot. Ferguson was so top class he never scored for Scotland and spent his PL career in the bottom half of the table. Sorry, but there's no way Duncan Ferguson can be considered top class.

Which of those - except McAllister at a big push - could be considered top class? The answer is none.

The fact that Alan Pardew is our manager is properly embarrassing. Anything that gets him out remains the right thing for NUFC in the medium and long term.

Something's not right here, like. Had to come off to be on the safe side?

Not needed tbf. What?

Good stuff. Put some of the £100 on Man U +1. Been a good day.

Similar to Kun's at Stamford Bridge last year. Unstoppable because of the power and surprise. Unstoppable from his starting position perhaps but he left too much of a gap at that near post. Great hit, obviously.

Really is staggering now, like. I know he's good at finishing 4th and winning a cup once every 9 years, but still.....

They're good players. Doesn't help that they're managed by someone who can't comprehend his own fallibility.

What a finish by Rooney.

Ashley Young still getting games for Man U feels a bit like Robbie Elliott playing CB for us when he was 10 years past his best.

How has the linesman flagged there? What a fucking incompetent.